Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[steelyblue73]

Her tongue sent him into a trance
With pace, his hips began to dance

 

[weespanner]

Her tongue sent him into a trance
With pace, his hips began to dance
He fisted her hair

 

[steelyblue73]

Her tongue sent him into a trance
With pace, his hips began to dance
He fisted her hair
She licked him with flair

 

[weespanner]

Her tongue sent him into a trance
With pace, his hips began to dance
He fisted her hair
She licked him with flair
Then swallowed the length of his schwanz

 

[Firecracker]

The long weekend is time for some fun

 

[steelyblue73]

The long weekend is time for some fun
So shoot off some rounds with your gun

 

[weespanner]

The long weekend is time for some fun
So shoot off some rounds with your gun
You mean firing blanks?
A couple of wanks?

 

[steelyblue73]

The long weekend is time for some fun
So shoot off some rounds with your gun
You mean firing blanks?
A couple of wanks?
No blanks here, not a very funny pun!

 

[weespanner]

The bishop sat down for a meal

 

[DarciD]

The bishop sat down for a meal
His banana the lass did peel

 

[steelyblue73]

The bishop sat down for a meal
His banana the lass did peel
Under table, out of sight

 

[weespanner]

*oops too late*

 

[weespanner]

The bishop sat down for a meal
His banana the lass did peel
Under table, out of sight
Her tongue felt just right

 

[steelyblue73]

The bishop sat down for a meal
His banana the lass did peel
Under table, out of sight
Her tongue felt just right
He squirted and stifled a squeal

 

[thebeesknees]

Take off that bra and step out of your panties

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Take off that bra and step out of your panties
I want to explore all your nooks and crannies

 

[Hornblende]

Take off that bra and step out of your panties
I want to explore all your nooks and crannies
My tongue will entice

 

[steelyblue73]

Take off that bra and step out of your panties
I want to explore all your nooks and crannies
My tongue will entice
Like sugar and spice

 

[Hornblende]

Take off that bra and step out of your panties
I want to explore all your nooks and crannies
My tongue will entice
Like sugar and spice
It's good at exciting of fannies!

(Note to those of non-UK origin - fannies == pussies)!

 

[weespanner]

But Fanny is also a name

 

[steelyblue73]

But Fanny is also a name
The act though is one and the same

 

[Hornblende]

But Fanny is also a name
The act though is one and the same
So sit on my face

 

[weespanner]

But Fanny is also a name
The act though is one and the same
So sit on my face
Wearing skimpy lace

 

[steelyblue73]

But Fanny is also a name
The act though is one and the same
So sit on my face
And I'll leave no trace

 

[Hornblende]

But Fanny is also a name
The act though is one and the same
So sit on my face
Wearing skimpy lace
And see what desire you inflame

But Fanny is also a name
The act though is one and the same
So sit on my face
And I'll leave no trace
For you are a classy hot dame!