Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[thebeesknees]

The thong to go with them had pearls
That often got caught in her curls
He undid the clasp
She gave up a gasp
As his tongue performed wonderful swirls

 

[dearc]

His fingers would cause her to dance

 

[weespanner]

His fingers would cause her to dance
A frisson from merely a glance

 

[Adre]

His fingers would cause her to dance
A frisson from merely a glance
Her cunt quickly wet

 

[Penuche]

His fingers would cause her to dance
A frisson from merely a glance
Her cunt quickly wet
Coaxed, from his cock, a jet

 

[weespanner]

His fingers would cause her to dance
A frisson from merely a glance
Her cunt quickly wet
Coaxed, from his cock, a jet
Just as well he'd paid in advance!

 

[LeeNorCal]

The nudists went to a masked ball

 

[steelyblue73]

The nudists went to a masked ball
Skin was showing for one and all

 

[dearc]

The nudists went to a masked ball
Skin was showing for one and all
For a mask could not hide

 

[LeeNorCal]

The nudists went to a masked ball
Skin was showing for one and all
For a mask could not hide
Their front or backside

 

[weespanner]

The nudists went to a masked ball
Skin was showing for one and all
For a mask could not hide
Their front or backside
Or the effects of alcohol http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/wilted_rose.gif

 

[weespanner]

The chicken crossed over the road

 

[Hornblende]

The chicken crossed over the road
But what made it move in this mode?

 

[weespanner]

The chicken crossed over the road
But what made it move in this mode?
Just for eggs-ercise?

 

[Adre]

The chicken crossed over the road
But what made it move in this mode?
Just for eggs-ercise?
To fatten her thighs?

 

[weespanner]

The chicken crossed over the road
But what made it move in this mode?
Just for eggs-ercise?
To fatten her thighs?
Or to get plucked by a horny toad?

 

[Cymru6969]

Her leather skirt clings to her form

Hello Lim peeps

 

[weespanner]

'afternoon all!

Her leather skirt clings to her form
No panties as it was too warm

 

[Cymru6969]

Her leather skirt clings to her form
No panties as it was too warm
Like peaches, two cheeks

 

[weespanner]

Her leather skirt clings to her form
No panties as it was too warm
Like peaches, two cheeks
When she walks, she squeaks

 

[Cymru6969]

Her leather skirt clings to her form
No panties as it was too warm
Like peaches, two cheeks
When she walks, she squeaks
Raising trousers past the men's dorm

 

[Hornblende]

Greetings!

A sallow young fellow from Bonn

 

[Penuche]

A sallow young fellow from Bonn
Went out for a hike with nowt on

 

[weespanner]

A sallow young fellow from Bonn
Went out for a hike with nowt on
He soon caught a chill

 

[Adre]

A sallow young fellow from Bonn
Went out for a hike with nowt on
He soon caught a chill
And then took a spill