Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Penuche]

The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore

 

[weespanner]

The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore
When he rose at dawn

 

[summer_knight]

The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore
When he rose at dawn
He woke with a yawn

 

[Penuche]

The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore
When he rose at dawn
He woke with a yawn
And caught her en faisant l'amour.

 

[RedDeeDee]

The band started with drums and a fiddle

 

[Penuche]

The band started with drums and a fiddle
and a giant bassoon in the middle

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The band started with drums and a fiddle
and a giant bassoon in the middle
Played a merry tune

 

[Penuche]

The band started with drums and a fiddle
and a giant bassoon in the middle
Played a merry tune
'til the light of the moon

 

[Hornblende]

The band started with drums and a fiddle
and a giant bassoon in the middle
Played a merry tune
'til the light of the moon
Brought a shine to their "Hey diddle diddle"!

 

[JackMoz]

One lead guitar, above the crowd

 

[steelyblue73]

One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed

 

[RedDeeDee]

One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants

 

[KimaniNight]

One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
With paper and plants

 

[steelyblue73]

One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
Which ruined his chance

 

[RedDeeDee]

One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
With paper and plants
And made up for talent by playing loud

 

[GypsyGirl84]

Two girls took a trip to the beach

 

[KimaniNight]

Two girls took a trip to the beach
They took along a bottle of wine each

 

[weespanner]

One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
Which ruined his chance
Of shagging one of Girls Aloud

 

[JackMoz]

Two girls took a trip to the beach
They took along a bottle of wine each
They took blankets and towels

 

[GypsyGirl84]

Two girls took a trip to the beach
They took along a bottle of wine each
They took blankets and towels
A game with letters and vowels

 

[RedDeeDee]

Two girls took a trip to the beach
They took along a bottle of wine each
They took blankets and towels
A game with letters and vowels
And kept food and drink always in reach

 

[RedDeeDee]

It's a fact that redheads are divine

 

[JackMoz]

It's a fact that redheads are divine
Their hair the color of strawberry wine

 

[KimaniNight]

It's a fact that redheads are divine
Their hair the color of strawberry wine
But dark skinned lasses

 

[JackMoz]

It's a fact that redheads are divine
Their hair the color of strawberry wine
But dark skinned lasses
Have mighty fine asses
So I happily rate each one a nine!