Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a baker who baked a big pie

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a baker who baked a big pie
Then launched said pie into the sky

 

[JackMoz]

There once was a baker who baked a big pie
Then launched said pie into the sky
It made a big arc

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a baker who baked a big pie
Then launched said pie into the sky
It made a big arc
Flew off in the dark

 

[summer_knight]

There once was a baker who baked a big pie
Then launched said pie into the sky
It made a big arc
Flew off in the dark
The crowd shook their heads and waved bye

 

[KimaniNight]

Poems about pie are so boring

 

[JackMoz]

Poems about pie are so boring
But are more wholesome than those about whoring

 

[Adre]

Poems about pie are so boring
Those about cunt are enduring

 

[RedDeeDee]

Poems about pie are so boring
But are more wholesome than those about whoring
And verses about tatas

 

[JackMoz]

Poems about pie are so boring
But are more wholesome than those about whoring
And verses about tatas
Can cause many hahas

 

[RedDeeDee]

Poems about pie are so boring
But are more wholesome than those about whoring
And verses about tatas
Can cause many hahas
And lyrics about sex won't leave you snoring

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a wench and a baker

 

[weespanner]

I'll finish Adre's since it was missed...

Poems about pie are so boring
Those about cunt are enduring
Just combine the two
A cream pie for you
I'm sure you'll find that more alluring

 

[steelyblue73]

There once was a wench and a baker
Tween' her buns he dreamt to take her

 

[summer_knight]

xxxxxx

 

[summer_knight]

There once was a wench and a baker
Tween' her buns he dreamt to take her
His desire was big

 

[steelyblue73]

There once was a wench and a baker
Tween' her buns he dreamt to take her
His desire was big
He showed her his rig

 

[Adre]

There once was a wench and a baker
Tween' her buns he dreamt to take her
His desire was big
He showed her his rig
She thought it could easily break her

 

[GiggLeGasm]

There once was a wench and a baker
Tween' her buns he dreamt to take her
His desire was big
He showed her his rig
And he took her to meet her maker

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was baker and a wench

 

[dearc]

There once was baker and a wench
Whose fights caused quite a stench

 

[Penuche]

There once was baker and a wench
Whose fights caused quite a stench
As eggs and flour flew

 

[summer_knight]

There once was baker and a wench
Whose fights caused quite a stench
As eggs and flour flew
One could hear, "Fuck you!"

 

[weespanner]

There once was baker and a wench
Whose fights caused quite a stench
As eggs and flour flew
One could hear, "Fuck you!"
And "Salope!" (cos the baker was French)

 

[summer_knight]

The wench was really quite a whore