Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[LizVegas79]

Come all without, come all within
Sex is so good, makes your head spin
If you can get it
Be sure to wet it
then call your sister's friend Jim.

 

[summer_knight]

A threesome is better than none

 

[barefootgirl69]

A threesome is better than none
You can always double the fun

 

[LizVegas79]

A threesome is better than none
You can always double the fun
'Cause a girl's extra hole

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

A threesome is better than none
You can always double the fun
'Cause a girl's extra hole
Takes # 3's pole

 

[Cymru6969]

A threesome is better than none
You can always double the fun
'Cause a girl's extra hole
Takes # 3's pole
Add a fourth and she's well done

 

[summer_knight]

Rapunzel had long golden hair

 

[weespanner]

Rapunzel had long golden hair
On her head and also 'down there'

 

[AbsintheFather]

Rapunzel had long golden hair
On her head and also 'down there'
A small little tuft


Hahaaa

 

[weespanner]

Rapunzel had long golden hair
On her head and also 'down there'
A small little tuft
Her armpits were fluffed

 

[summer_knight]

Rapunzel had long golden hair
On her head and also 'down there'
A small little tuft
Her armpits were fluffed
To find her bare somewhere was rare

 

[weespanner]

She lived in a tower so high

 

[summer_knight]

She lived in a tower so high
Alone at the top she would sigh

 

[weespanner]

She lived in a tower so high
Alone at the top she would sigh
Nobody could climb

 

[summer_knight]

She lived in a tower so high
Alone at the top she would sigh
Nobody could climb
And that was a crime

 

[weespanner]

She lived in a tower so high
Alone at the top she would sigh
Nobody could climb
And that was a crime
Those long pubes were the reason why

 

[summer_knight]

He had a tower she could mount

 

[Hornblende]

He had a tower she could mount
It brought pleasure she could barely count

 

[summer_knight]

He had a tower she could mount
It brought pleasure she could barely count
If only she'd try

 

[weespanner]

He had a tower she could mount
It brought pleasure she could barely count
If only she'd try
To trim back her pie

 

[summer_knight]

He had a tower she could mount
It brought pleasure she could barely count
If only she'd try
To trim back her pie
Then she'd have a nice clean dismount

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I am still waiting for my prince!!

 

[weespanner]

I am still waiting for my prince!!
And kissing fat frogs makes Dee wince

 

[Hornblende]

I am still waiting for my prince!!
And kissing fat frogs makes Dee wince
Hey, princes are dull!

 

[weespanner]

I am still waiting for my prince!!
And kissing fat frogs makes Dee wince
Hey, princes are dull!
So kiss a seagull