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The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore
 
The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore
When he rose at dawn
 
The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore
When he rose at dawn
He woke with a yawn
 
The wench was really quite a whore
Putting out while the baker did snore
When he rose at dawn
He woke with a yawn
And caught her en faisant l'amour.
 
The band started with drums and a fiddle
and a giant bassoon in the middle
 
The band started with drums and a fiddle
and a giant bassoon in the middle
Played a merry tune
'til the light of the moon
 
The band started with drums and a fiddle
and a giant bassoon in the middle
Played a merry tune
'til the light of the moon
Brought a shine to their "Hey diddle diddle"!
 
One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
 
One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
With paper and plants
 
One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
Which ruined his chance
 
One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
With paper and plants
And made up for talent by playing loud
 
One lead guitar, above the crowd
In tight leather pants, well endowed
But he stuffed his pants
Which ruined his chance
Of shagging one of Girls Aloud
 
Two girls took a trip to the beach
They took along a bottle of wine each
They took blankets and towels
 
Two girls took a trip to the beach
They took along a bottle of wine each
They took blankets and towels
A game with letters and vowels
 
Two girls took a trip to the beach
They took along a bottle of wine each
They took blankets and towels
A game with letters and vowels
And kept food and drink always in reach
 
It's a fact that redheads are divine
Their hair the color of strawberry wine
 
It's a fact that redheads are divine
Their hair the color of strawberry wine
But dark skinned lasses
 
It's a fact that redheads are divine
Their hair the color of strawberry wine
But dark skinned lasses
Have mighty fine asses
So I happily rate each one a nine! :devil:
 
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