Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

I am still waiting for my prince!!
And kissing fat frogs makes Dee wince
Hey, princes are dull!
So kiss a seagull
Then gargle some mouthwash and rinse...!

 

[weespanner]

^^

His lips brushed the nape of her neck

 

[JackMoz]

He decided to ride to New England

 

[RedDeeDee]

He decided to ride to New England
To do what he thought should be done

 

[JackMoz]

He decided to ride to New England
To do what he thought should be done
A lass to be wooed

 

[Cymru6969]

His lips brushed the nape of her neck
As she sighed, "Oui, oui, oui mon mec"



He decided to ride to New England
To do what he thought should be done
A lass to be wooed
With no attitude

 

[KimaniNight]

He decided to ride to New England
To do what he thought should be done
A lass to be wooed
With no attitude
Of course would that be much fun?

 

[JackMoz]

They took a short trip for the leaves

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His lips brushed the nape of her neck
As she sighed, "Oui, oui, oui mon mec"
His tongue drove her wild






They took a short trip for the leaves
Robbed banks on their way.. They were thieves!

 

[KimaniNight]

They took a short trip for the leaves
For the cold they wore jacket and sleeves

 

[JackMoz]

They took a short trip for the leaves
For the cold they wore jacket and sleeves
The leaves were quite bright

They took a short trip for the leaves
Robbed banks on their way.. They were thieves!
The loot was real good

 

[KimaniNight]

They took a short trip for the leaves
For the cold they wore jacket and sleeves
The leaves were quite bright
And they enjoyed each night

They took a short trip for the leaves
Robbed banks on their way.. They were thieves!
The loot was real good
They took what they could

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His lips brushed the nape of her neck
As she sighed, "Oui, oui, oui mon mec"
His tongue drove her wild
His cock stood straight, riled
No condom? Oh well. What the heck.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They took a short trip for the leaves
For the cold they wore jacket and sleeves
The leaves were quite bright
And they enjoyed each night
The rustling sound of baring trees


They took a short trip for the leaves
Robbed banks on their way.. They were thieves!
The loot was real good
They took what they could
Bought a jet and flew off to Thebes

 

[LeeNorCal]

In the back seat of their car

 

[JackMoz]

In the back seat of their car
The lad didn't get very far

 

[RedDeeDee]

In the back seat of their car
The lad didn't get very far
So the girl next door

 

[KimaniNight]

In the back seat of their car
The lad didn't get very far
So the girl next door
Left looking for more

 

[RedDeeDee]

In the back seat of their car
The lad didn't get very far
So the girl next door
Left looking for more
The guy headed for the local bar

 

[JackMoz]

There once was a wiseguy named Carmine

 

[mamasota]

There once was a wiseguy named Carmine
Better known as "The Porcupine"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a wiseguy named Carmine
Better known as "The Porcupine"
His hair stood straight up

 

[thebeesknees]

There once was a wiseguy named Carmine
Better known as "The Porcupine"
His hair stood straight up
As he reached for a cup

 

[weespanner]

There once was a wiseguy named Carmine
Better known as "The Porcupine"
His hair stood straight up
As he reached for a cup
And filled it with his 5 star brine

sooo nice to see mama posting!

 

[JackMoz]

There once was a wiseguy named Carmine
Better known as "The Porcupine"
His hair stood straight up
As he reached for a cup
For he was very prickly when it came to his wine