Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Cymru6969]

When three people meet on a bed
Two girls, one guy with all clothes shed

 

[LadyJS]

When three people meet on a bed
Two girls, one guy with all clothes shed
A daisy chain they made

 

[Hornblende]

When three people meet on a bed
Two girls, one guy with all clothes shed
A daisy chain they made
How sweetly they played

 

[travelmate2002]

When three people meet on a bed
Two girls, one guy with all clothes shed
A daisy chain they made
How sweetly they played
Mia and Sia with that hunk Ted.

 

[Cymru6969]

The Bloomsbury girl knew her stuff

 

[Hornblende]

The Bloomsbury girl knew her stuff
And was willing to show them her muff

 

[Cymru6969]

The Bloomsbury girl knew her stuff
And was willing to show them her muff
In braids was her hair

 

[Hornblende]

The Bloomsbury girl knew her stuff
And was willing to show them her muff
In braids was her hair
So trendy "down there"

 

[weespanner]

The Bloomsbury girl knew her stuff
And was willing to show them her muff
In braids was her hair
So trendy "down there"
She'll cum if you tug hard enough

 

[Hornblende]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome

 

[weespanner]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome

 

[Hornblende]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
The Vatican Guard

 

[weespanner]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
The Vatican Guard
With helmet so hard

 

[Adre]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
Like the head of a cock

 

[BubblyBookworm]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome

The woman had a penchant for swords,
Hard and plummeting, they came toward,
Backward and forward,
She would sway and cry out, "Oh Lord."

 

[weespanner]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
The Vatican Guard
With helmet so hard

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
Like the head of a cock
With a stumpy stalk

 

[Hornblende]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
The Vatican Guard
With helmet so hard
Seduced her in Pope Francis' home

 

[Adre]

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
The Vatican Guard
With helmet so hard
Took his lance and drove it right home

A flaxen-haired temptress from Rome
Was turned on by St Peter's dome
Like the head of a cock
With a stumpy stalk
She pictured some slick creamy foam

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Does the Pope ever make nookie?

 

[Cymru6969]

Does the Pope ever make nookie?
I'm betting that he's a rookie

 

[Adre]

Does the Pope ever make nookie?
I'm betting that he's a rookie
It's good to start slow

 

[Hornblende]

Does the Pope ever make nookie?
I'm betting that he's a rookie
It's good to start slow
With a Vatican ho

 

[weespanner]

Does the Pope ever make nookie?
I'm betting that he's a rookie
It's good to start slow
With a Vatican ho
- Italian fortune cookie?

 

[Hornblende]

Does the Pope ever make nookie?
I'm betting that he's a rookie
It's good to start slow
With a Vatican ho
- Italian fortune cookie?

(Good one!)

When making the beast with two backs

 

[Cymru6969]

When making the beast with two backs
Conceal the cam in your bookstacks