Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Bitesback]

All women lusted after him
and it was not just on a whim
With stunning good looks
He never lacked for up-hooks
If only he had enough vim!

 

[weespanner]

She kept him up all through the night

 

[travelmate2002]

She kept him up all through the night
long sessions full of delight

 

[weespanner]

She kept him up all through the night
long sessions full of delight
With little blue pills

 

[Hornblende]

She kept him up all through the night
long sessions full of delight
With little blue pills
And her oral skills

 

[weespanner]

She kept him up all through the night
long sessions full of delight
With little blue pills
And her oral skills
They sucked and fucked until daylight

 

[Hornblende]

Her cries were so shatteringly loud

 

[weespanner]

Her cries were so shatteringly loud
They attracted a perverted crowd

 

[Hornblende]

Her cries were so shatteringly loud
They attracted a perverted crowd
They all hailed from Lit

 

[weespanner]

Her cries were so shatteringly loud
They attracted a perverted crowd
They all hailed from Lit
Except for one twit

 

[Hornblende]

Her cries were so shatteringly loud
They attracted a perverted crowd
They all hailed from Lit
Except for one twit
Who was terribly badly endowed

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Her cries were so shatteringly loud
They attracted a perverted crowd
They all hailed from Lit
Except for one twit
Who was terribly badly endowed

*applause*

 

[suckonsimon]

So it's true: Litster men have the heft!

 

[Hornblende]

So it's true: Litster men have the heft!
And their cocks tend to hang to the left

 

[suckonsimon]

So it's true: Litster men have the heft!
And their cocks tend to hang to the left
But how did you know!

 

[weespanner]

So it's true: Litster men have the heft!
And their cocks tend to hang to the left
But how did you know!
It's just how they grow
When faced with a right sided cleft

sorry, couldn't resist

 

[37_ttej]

But my banana bends right!

(Howdy Wee, Simon )

 

[suckonsimon]

So it's true: Litster men have the heft!
And their cocks tend to hang to the left
But how did you know!
It's just how they grow
When faced with a right sided cleft

sorry, couldn't resist

Wow with all this delicious cleavage

 

[weespanner]

Hi Jett!

But my banana bends right!
Your yellow foreskin's too tight

 

[37_ttej]

But my banana bends right!
Your yellow foreskin's too tight
Just peel me and see

 

[weespanner]

But my banana bends right!
Your yellow foreskin's too tight
Just peel me and see
If you'd fit in me

 

[suckonsimon]

But my banana bends right!

(Howdy Wee, Simon )

A whole new dimension to mmf then!

Cheers Jett

 

[37_ttej]

But my banana bends right!
Your yellow foreskin's too tight
Just peel me and see
If you'd fit in me
You know, I reckon I might.

 

[Hornblende]

But my banana bends right!
Your yellow foreskin's too tight
Just peel me and see
If you'd fit in me
I just have a feeling you might!

(Hi Jett!)

 

[37_ttej]

A whole new dimension to mmf then!
A threesome with Wee and two quite well-hung men

(i.e. Simon and me - sorry HB you'll have to wait your turn)