Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[travelmate2002]

Use porn for your stress-relief needs!
to help you in spilling some seeds

 

[Hornblende]

Use porn for your stress-relief needs!
to help you in spilling some seeds
In things onanistic

 

[Hornblende]

Use porn for your stress-relief needs!
to help you in spilling some seeds
In things onanistic
And rarely simplistic
You may need to use anal beads

 

[weespanner]

Regrets, I must get off my ass
Been eating too much haagen dazs

 

[Hornblende]

Regrets, I must get off my ass
Been eating too much haagen dazs
If I eat any more

 

[weespanner]

Regrets, I must get off my ass
Been eating too much haagen dazs
If I eat any more
Won't fit through the door

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Regrets, I must get off my ass
Been eating too much haagen dazs
If I eat any more
Won't fit through the door
And when I get horny they'll pass.

 

[Cymru6969]

Leave a little meat on the bones

 

[weespanner]

Leave a little meat on the bones
By having 'attack of the cones'

 

[Cymru6969]

Leave a little meat on the bones
By having 'attack of the cones'
Save a lick for me

 

[weespanner]

Leave a little meat on the bones
By having 'attack of the cones'
Save a lick for me
Gelato? Si si!!

 

[Hornblende]

Leave a little meat on the bones
By having 'attack of the cones'
Save a lick for me
Gelato? Si si!!
And then you can lick my cojones

 

[weespanner]

The cream dribbled right down the side

 

[Hornblende]

The cream dribbled right down the side
It was right where her tongue liked to glide

 

[weespanner]

The cream dribbled right down the side
It was right where her tongue liked to glide
It dripped on the floor

 

[Hornblende]

The cream dribbled right down the side
It was right where her tongue liked to glide
It dripped on the floor
But she still wanted more

 

[weespanner]

The cream dribbled right down the side
It was right where her tongue liked to glide
It dripped on the floor
But she still wanted more
So he said "Next time, open wide!"

 

[Hornblende]

The cream dribbled right down the side
It was right where her tongue liked to glide
It dripped on the floor
But she still wanted more
So he said "Next time, open wide!"

So she lay there frustrated and horny

 

[weespanner]

So she lay there frustrated and horny
While he shagged her girlfriend, Sigourney

 

[Hornblende]

So she lay there frustrated and horny
While he shagged her girlfriend, Sigourney
While weaving above him

 

[Cymru6969]

So she lay there frustrated and horny
While he shagged her girlfriend, Sigourney
While weaving above him
She found his brown love rim

 

[weespanner]

So she lay there frustrated and horny
While he shagged her girlfriend, Sigourney
While weaving above him
She found his brown love rim
But he cried "Your long nails are thorny!"

 

[Cymru6969]

So she lay there frustrated and horny
While he shagged her girlfriend, Sigourney
While weaving above him
She found his brown love rim
But he cried "Your long nails are thorny!"

Two in the pink, one in the stink

 

[weespanner]

Two in the pink, one in the stink
The cry down at the bowling rink

 

[Cymru6969]

Two in the pink, one in the stink
The cry down at the bowling rink
A split or a spare