Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

Not a swine to my knowledge
but then I've never been to college
My talent was this:

 

[travelmate2002]

Not a swine to my knowledge
but then I've never been to college
My talent was this:
it was sheer bliss

 

[Hornblende]

Not a swine to my knowledge
but then I've never been to college
My talent was this:
it was sheer bliss
To cook people large bowls of porridge

 

[travelmate2002]

She spread wide for all in her class

 

[Hornblende]

She spread wide for all in her class
Her assets you could not surpass

 

[thebeesknees]

She spread wide for all in her class
Her assets you could not surpass
One boy raised his hand

 

[Hornblende]

She spread wide for all in her class
Her assets you could not surpass
One boy raised his hand
(well, just his left hand!)

 

[Cymru6969]

An art class nude model sits still

 

[Hornblende]

An art class nude model sits still
Despite an unseasonal chill

 

[barefootgirl69]

An art class nude model sits still
Despite an unseasonal chill
Her nipples are hard

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

An art class nude model sits still
Despite an unseasonal chill
Her nipples are hard
-The artists on guard;

 

[Hornblende]

An art class nude model sits still
Despite an unseasonal chill
Her nipples are hard
-The artists on guard
To draw every pube with a quill

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was an intern named Monica.

 

[Hornblende]

There once was an intern named Monica.
Who was smarter than Trump - that's ironic, huh?

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was an intern named Monica.
Who was smarter than Trump - that's ironic, huh?
She huffed and she puffed

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was an intern named Monica.
Who was smarter than Trump - that's ironic, huh?
She huffed and she puffed
at times while cuffed

 

[Hornblende]

There once was an intern named Monica.
Who was smarter than Trump - that's ironic, huh?
She huffed and she puffed
at times while cuffed
But she knew how to play "the harmonica"

 

[weespanner]

Her pink oboe skills were the best

 

[travelmate2002]

Her pink oboe skills were the best
Putting his control to the test
at times she blew

 

[Hornblende]

Her pink oboe skills were the best
Putting his control to the test
at times she blew
The cigar wouldn't do

 

[weespanner]

Her pink oboe skills were the best
Putting his control to the test
at times she blew
The cigar wouldn't do
His pipe sputtered over her chest

 

[weespanner]

If you snooze you lose I guess
Woke up to a creamy white mess?

 

[Hornblende]

If you snooze you lose I guess
Woke up to a creamy white mess?
Nocturnal emission

 

[weespanner]

If you snooze you lose I guess
Woke up to a creamy white mess?
Nocturnal emission
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[Hornblende]

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