Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

Alas she was drowned in the tide
For the cum left her nowhere to hide
She had tried to swim
But the outcome was grim

 

[weespanner]

Alas she was drowned in the tide
For the cum left her nowhere to hide
She had tried to swim
But the outcome was grim
It's not easy when your hands are tied!

 

[Hornblende]

Alas she was drowned in the tide
For the cum left her nowhere to hide
She had tried to swim
But the outcome was grim
It's not easy when your hands are tied!

She was truly a loss to the world

 

[weespanner]

She was truly a loss to the world
Her talented tongue no more swirled

 

[Hornblende]

She was truly a loss to the world
Her talented tongue no more swirled
The men were forlorn

 

[weespanner]

She was truly a loss to the world
Her talented tongue no more swirled
The men were forlorn
So they switched to porn

 

[Hornblende]

She was truly a loss to the world
Her talented tongue no more swirled
The men were forlorn
So they switched to porn
And their trouser snakes once more unfurled!

 

[Cymru6969]

She was truly a loss to the world
Her talented tongue no more swirled
The men were forlorn
So they switched to porn
And their trouser snakes once more unfurled!

these last few Lims are wonderful


She drives all the boys crazy here

 

[weespanner]

She drives all the boys crazy here
Except for the ones that are queer

 

[Cymru6969]

She drives all the boys crazy here
Except for the ones that are queer
Whether gay or straight

 

[weespanner]

She drives all the boys crazy here
Except for the ones that are queer
Whether gay or straight
They all masturbate

 

[Hornblende]

She drives all the boys crazy here
Except for the ones that are queer
Whether gay or straight
They all masturbate
The moment they see her appear

 

[Cymru6969]

"Don't cum in my eyes!", she pleaded

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

"Don't cum in my eyes!", she pleaded
With all the expletives deleted.
You may cum on my face,
Or any other place,

 

[Cymru6969]

"Don't cum in my eyes!", she pleaded
With all the expletives deleted.
"You may cum on my face,
Or any other place,
Like my high school dress-it's pleated!!"

 

[Hornblende]

There was a fine Fräulein from Bonn

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a fine Fräulein from Bonn
Who shagged Beethoven on her lawn

 

[Hornblende]

There was a fine Fräulein from Bonn
Who shagged Beethoven on her lawn
I heard the crescendo

 

[weespanner]

There was a fine Fräulein from Bonn
Who shagged Beethoven on her lawn
I heard the crescendo
While playing nintendo

 

[Hornblende]

There was a fine Fräulein from Bonn
Who shagged Beethoven on her lawn
I heard the crescendo
While playing nintendo
And found it was turning me on...

 

[Hornblende]

Oh fuck, he got in the last line
I had one I thought was just fine.

 

[weespanner]

Oh fuck, he got in the last line
I had one I thought was just fine.
Well it made me smile!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh fuck, he got in the last line
I had one I thought was just fine.
Well it made me smile
And chuckle just a while
Fuck! He's done it again - what a swine...

 

[weespanner]

Oh fuck, he got in the last line
I had one I thought was just fine.
Well it made me smile!
And chuckle a while
But then again I'm drinking wine

 

[travelmate2002]

Not a swine to my knowledge
but then I've never been to college