Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[37_ttej]

She liked some bling on his thing

 

[Hornblende]

She liked some bling on his thing
He liked her thing on his ring

 

[37_ttej]

She liked some bling on his thing
He liked her thing on his ring
As for sixty nine

 

[Cymru6969]

She liked some bling on his thing
Got him a Prince Albert this spring

 

[Hornblende]

She liked some bling on his thing
He liked her thing on his ring
As for sixty nine
What could be more fine?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She liked some bling on his thing
Got him a Prince Albert this spring

She liked some bling on his thing
He liked her thing on his ring
As for sixty nine
What could be more fine
than the Prince Albert he got this spring?


There, fixed it. Sort of.

 

[37_ttej]

There once was a lad from New York

 

[weespanner]

Hey Jett!

There once was a lad from New York
Who plugged his wife's ass with a cork

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a lad from New York
Who plugged his wife's ass with a cork
But cabbage and beans

As I live and breathe!!

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a lad from New York
Who plugged his wife's ass with a cork
But cabbage and beans
Provided the means

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a lad from New York
Who plugged his wife's ass with a cork
But cabbage and beans
Provided the means
To best Porsche in maximum torque

 

[Hornblende]

She sucked me, her eyes fixed on mine

 

[travelmate2002]

She sucked me, her eyes fixed on mine
that scene is just perfectly fine

 

[Hornblende]

She sucked me, her eyes fixed on mine
that scene is just perfectly fine
Her tongue felt so good

 

[travelmate2002]

She sucked me, her eyes fixed on mine
that scene is just perfectly fine
Her tongue felt so good
just as it should

 

[Hornblende]

She sucked me, her eyes fixed on mine
that scene is just perfectly fine
Her tongue felt so good
just as it should
Each moment was special, divine.

 

[Firecracker]

She obediently remained on her knees

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She obediently remained on her knees

She obediently remained on her knees
Content in her efforts to please

 

[Hornblende]

She obediently remained on her knees
Content in her efforts to please
He pulled on her hair

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She obediently remained on her knees
Content in her efforts to please.
He pulled out in haste;
Then came on her face.

 

[Hornblende]

She obediently remained on her knees
Content in her efforts to please.
He pulled out in haste;
Then came on her face.
Immediately doubling her fees

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She obediently remained on her knees
Content in her efforts to please.
He pulled out in haste;
Then came on her face.
Immediately doubling her fees

good finish! (No pun)

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She raised up her hips to expose

 

[Hornblende]

good finish! (No pun)

Thanks!

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose

 

[weespanner]

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose
He inhaled her scent