Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[37_ttej]

Aargh, I can't forget hairy cracks!
I wish that they used some hot wax
She prefers them clean
When she gets obscene
And begins to sniff at their slacks.

 

[Hornblende]

Aargh, I can't forget hairy cracks!
I wish that they used some hot wax
She prefers them clean
When she gets obscene
And begins to sniff at their slacks.

When shaving the hair from your balls

 

[travelmate2002]

sounds vaguely familiar, have we done this before?

When shaving the hair from your balls
first say a small prayer at St Pauls

 

[Hornblende]

sounds vaguely familiar, have we done this before? (Possibly!)

When shaving the hair from your balls
first say a small prayer at St Pauls,
For wielding a blade

 

[suckonsimon]

When shaving the hair from your balls
first say a small prayer at St Pauls,
For wielding a blade
One poor move, just a shade

 

[Cymru6969]

When shaving the hair from your balls
first say a small prayer at St Pauls,
For wielding a blade
One poor move, just a shade
Screaming "bollocks" as one nut falls

 

[suckonsimon]

When shaving the hair from your balls
first say a small prayer at St Pauls,
For wielding a blade
One poor move, just a shade
Screaming "bollocks" as one nut falls



Men possess their equipment with tenderness

 

[travelmate2002]

Men possess their equipment with tenderness
and like it to be handled with expertness

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Men possess their equipment with tenderness
and like it to be handled with expertness
Wet tongues and soft hands

 

[travelmate2002]

Men possess their equipment with tenderness
and like it to be handled with expertness
Wet tongues and soft hands
till it tall stands

 

[ChainerUp]

Men possess their equipment with tenderness
and like it to be handled with expertness
Wet tongues and soft hands
till it tall stands
A mess

 

[Hornblende]

The drama and fury on Lit

 

[travelmate2002]

The drama and fury on Lit
and bodies both flabby and fit

 

[Hornblende]

The drama and fury on Lit
and bodies both flabby and fit
Bring laughter and tears

 

[travelmate2002]

The drama and fury on Lit
and bodies both flabby and fit
Bring laughter and tears
So hang on my dears

 

[Hornblende]

The drama and fury on Lit
and bodies both flabby and fit
Bring laughter and tears
So hang on my dears
For now comes the interesting bit...

 

[37_ttej]

The drama and fury on Lit
and bodies both flabby and fit
Bring laughter and tears
So hang on my dears
For now comes the interesting bit...

My gran has a mole on her bum

(stop the press!)

 

[suckonsimon]

My gran has a mole on her bum
- Gonna be a most terrible one -

 

[Cymru6969]

My gran has a mole on her bum
- Gonna be a most terrible one -
It's next to her crack

 

[37_ttej]

My gran has a mole on her bum
- Gonna be a most terrible one -
It's next to her crack
All hairy and black

 

[Hornblende]

My gran has a mole on her bum
- Gonna be a most terrible one -
It's next to her crack
All hairy and black
It makes it so tricky to cum

 

[Cymru6969]

My gran has a mole on her bum
- Gonna be a most terrible one -
It's next to her crack
All hairy and black
It makes it so tricky to cum

Shagging your gran may not be wise

 

[37_ttej]

Shagging your gran may not be wise
If you value sight in your eyes

 

[Cymru6969]

Shagging your gran may not be wise
If you value sight in your eyes
Aunties taste better

 

[37_ttej]

Shagging your gran may not be wise
If you value sight in your eyes
Aunties taste better
Only when wetter

(this is going from bad to worse)