Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

She was ready and dressed to kill
He was eager for action, until

 

[DarciD]

She was ready and dressed to kill
He was eager for action, until
There was a knock on the door

 

[travelmate2002]

She was ready and dressed to kill
He was eager for action, until
There was a knock on the door
'What the fuck!', he swore

 

[DarciD]

She was ready and dressed to kill
He was eager for action, until
There was a knock on the door
'What the fuck!', he swore
Despite the delay, he had her still.

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring

 

[Hornblende]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring
And her thong was her favourite thing

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring
And her thong was her favourite thing.
It made everyone stare

 

[Hornblende]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring
And her thong was her favourite thing.
It made everyone stare
At what's hidden down there

 

[jameslewis]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring
And her thong was her favourite thing.
It made everyone stare
At her ass cheeks so bare

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring
And her thong was her favourite thing.
It made everyone stare
At what's hidden down there
Made all the men feel like a king.

 

[suckonsimon]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring
And her thong was her favourite thing.
It made everyone stare
At her ass cheeks so bare
Then she'd turn, smile and finish the sting

 

[Hornblende]

She was ready to get dressed up for spring
And her thong was her favourite thing.
It made everyone stare
At her ass cheeks so bare
Then she'd turn, smile and finish the sting

She bent over to look in her bag

 

[BCJ4]

She bent over to look in her bag
For something on which to make him gag

 

[suckonsimon]

She bent over to look in her bag
So I came close and offered a fag

 

[Firecracker]

She bent over to look in her bag
For something on which he would gag
And what she found

 

[Hornblende]

She bent over to look in her bag
For something on which he would gag
And what she found
Would suit her sweet mound

 

[Firecracker]

She bent over to look in her bag
For something on which he would gag
And what she found
Would suit her sweet mound
It's a shame she was still on the rag.

 

[thebeesknees]

A lady did follow me to the men's room

 

[Hornblende]

A lady did follow me to the men's room
She was after my bod, I'd assume

 

[suckonsimon]

A lady did follow me to the men's room
She was after my bod, I'd assume
It seemed a bit furtive

 

[Hornblende]

A lady did follow me to the men's room
She was after my bod, I'd assume
It seemed a bit furtive
Thought I'd be assertive

 

[suckonsimon]

A lady did follow me to the men's room
She was after my bod, I'd assume
It seemed a bit furtive
Thought I'd be assertive
I misjudged! She went off in a fume!

 

[Hornblende]

A lady did follow me to the men's room
She was after my bod, I'd assume
It seemed a bit furtive
Thought I'd be assertive
I misjudged! She went off in a fume!

Oh Simon, you lost a sure bet!

 

[suckonsimon]

Oh Simon, you lost a sure bet!
All that means is there's spunk in me yet!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh Simon, you lost a sure bet!
All that means is there's spunk in me yet!
I can't disagree