Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Firecracker]

She was ready for the sun to set
And her sexual demands to be met
She fell onto the bed

 

[Hornblende]

She was ready for the sun to set
And her sexual demands to be met
She fell onto the bed
With her legs fully spread

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready for the sun to set
And her sexual demands to be met
She fell onto the bed
With her legs fully spread
And in the cover of night she got wet.

 

[Hornblende]

She was ready for the sun to set
And her sexual demands to be met
She fell onto the bed
With her legs fully spread
And in the cover of night she got wet.

When his tongue got involved in the game

 

[Firecracker]

When his tongue got involved in the game
She repeatedly called out his name

 

[BurningMonkey]

When his tongue got involved in the game
She repeatedly called out his name
But she made a boo-boo

 

[travelmate2002]

When his tongue got involved in the game
She repeatedly called out his name
But she made a boo-boo
for he was not Andrew

 

[travelmate2002]

Nobody will pen the first line
It is as though a crime

 

[travelmate2002]

Nobody will pen the first line
It is as though a crime
Perhaps afraid of being too dirty
we can do with flirty

 

[Lia Monde]

Nobody will pen the first line
It is as though a crime
Perhaps afraid of being too dirty
we can do with flirty
Or create some words asinine

 

[Lia Monde]

Now who here would do that
Believers that the world is flat

 

[travelmate2002]

Now who here would do that
Believers that the world is flat
but please remember

 

[Lia Monde]

Now who here would do that?
Believers that the world is flat.
That would exclude you and I,
With IQs sky high

 

[Lia Monde]

Now who here would do that
Believers that the world is flat
but please remember
I've been on a bender

 

[travelmate2002]

Now who here would do that
Believers that the world is flat
but please remember
I've been on a bender
No wonder all call me a brat!

 

[thebeesknees]

the bulge in his pants was an obvious clue

 

[37_ttej]

The bulge in his pants was an obvious clue
Easy to guess what he wanted to do

 

[thebeesknees]

The bulge in his pants was an obvious clue
Easy to guess what he wanted to do
His lady was smiling

 

[Hornblende]

The bulge in his pants was an obvious clue
Easy to guess what he wanted to do
His lady was smiling
He found this beguiling

 

[thefishfryer]

The bulge in his pants was an obvious clue
Easy to guess what he wanted to do
His lady was smiling
He found this beguiling
It was clear they were going to screw.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Her lover had left her nonplussed

 

[thebeesknees]

Her lover had left her nonplusse
it seemed that he might go astray

 

[travelmate2002]

Her lover had left her nonplusse
it seemed that he might go astray
so she would tonight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her lover had left her nonplusse
it seemed that he might go astray
so she would tonight
Make everything right

 

[dearc]

Her lover had left her nonplusse
it seemed that he might go astray
so she would tonight
Make everything right
And drain him the old fashion way