Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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When choosing a partner for nookie
You might judge them by their choice of cookie
Is chocolate-chip best?
Or something with zest?
Get it right or end up with a rookie :eek:
 
I fear I have run out of rhyme
But don't give up, you still have time
To find a good word
Don't get deterred
 
I fear I have run out of rhyme
But don't give up, you still have time
To find a good word
Don't get deterred
Sooner or later, something will chime
 
Now that her titties have reached fruition
Her neighbor made it his mission
 
Cymru's line got missed somewhere

Now that her titties have reached fruition
Her neighbor made it his mission
to give her gifts
 
Stripping pays for her tuition
Now that her titties have reached fruition
he measures her up
An impressive D cup
to bed her, now his only mission.
 
Stripping pays for her tuition
Now that her titties have reached fruition
he measures her up
An impressive D cup
to bed her, now his only mission.



I bet she was blonde too!
:rolleyes:

(but still, that was a pretty good one guys - well done!)
 
There once was a bi-mom from Vegas
who in life was pretty much aimless
So she went to a party
 
There once was a bi-mom from Vegas
who in life was pretty much aimless
So she went to a party
and met a real smarty
 
There once was a bi-mom from Vegas
who in life was pretty much aimless
So she went to a party
and met a real smarty
who was fine with letting her shave less. ;) :)
 
There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine
 
There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine
hoping to reach Spain
 
There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine
hoping to reach Spain
and rain on her plain on the terrace
 
There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine
hoping to reach Spain
with a lady he knew as Maris
 
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