Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

When choosing a partner for nookie
You might judge them by their choice of cookie
Is chocolate-chip best?
Or something with zest?
Get it right or end up with a rookie

 

[thefishfryer]

I fear I have run out of rhyme

 

[Maraquerida]

I fear I have run out of rhyme
But don't give up, you still have time

 

[BurningMonkey]

I fear I have run out of rhyme
But don't give up, you still have time
To find a good word

 

[Cymru6969]

I fear I have run out of rhyme
But don't give up, you still have time
To find a good word
Don't get deterred

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I fear I have run out of rhyme
But don't give up, you still have time
To find a good word
Don't get deterred
Sooner or later, something will chime

 

[Cymru6969]

Stripping pays for her tuition

 

[dearc]

Now that her titties have reached fruition
Her neighbor made it his mission

 

[travelmate2002]

Cymru's line got missed somewhere

Now that her titties have reached fruition
Her neighbor made it his mission
to give her gifts

 

[travelmate2002]

Stripping pays for her tuition
Now that her titties have reached fruition
he measures her up

 

[travelmate2002]

Stripping pays for her tuition
Now that her titties have reached fruition
he measures her up
An impressive D cup
to bed her, now his only mission.

 

[LizVegas79]

Stripping pays for her tuition
Now that her titties have reached fruition
he measures her up
An impressive D cup
to bed her, now his only mission.

I bet she was blonde too!


(but still, that was a pretty good one guys - well done!)

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a bi-mom from Vegas

 

[travelmate2002]

tough word that Vegas

There once was a bi-mom from Vegas
who in life was pretty much aimless

 

[silversword]

There once was a bi-mom from Vegas
who in life was pretty much aimless
So she went to a party

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a bi-mom from Vegas
who in life was pretty much aimless
So she went to a party
and met a real smarty

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a bi-mom from Vegas
who in life was pretty much aimless
So she went to a party
and met a real smarty
who was fine with letting her shave less.

 

[silversword]

There once was an old man in Paris

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris

 

[silversword]

There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine
hoping to reach Spain

 

[BurningMonkey]

There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine
hoping to reach Spain
and rain on her plain on the terrace

 

[thebeesknees]

There once was an old man in Paris
who owned a boat named Polaris
He sailed down the Seine
hoping to reach Spain
with a lady he knew as Maris

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready for the sun to set

 

[Hornblende]

She was ready for the sun to set
And her sexual demands to be met