Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

Eeny meeny ... which do I choose
Or choose both then there's nothing to lose
She guided him onto all fours
He chose one of her doors

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Eeny meeny ... which do I choose
Or choose both then there's nothing to lose
She guided him onto all fours
He chose one of her doors
Eeny meeny...he kissed her in betweeny

 

[Hornblende]

Eeny meeny ... which do I choose
Or choose both then there's nothing to lose
She guided him onto all fours
He chose one of her doors
Eeny meeny...he kissed her in betweeny

...

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some of these rhymes are really quite fun

 

[Hornblende]

Some of these rhymes are really quite fun
And some of them quip, tease and pun

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some of these rhymes are really quite fun
And some of them quip, tease and pun
Others are kinky

 

[Hornblende]

Some of these rhymes are really quite fun
And some of them quip, tease and pun
Others are kinky
And some make you blinky

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some of these rhymes are really quite fun
And some of them quip, tease and pun
Others are kinky
And some make you blinky
When they get stinky, you know you are done!

 

[Hornblende]

When picking your apples beware

 

[Lia Monde]

When picking your apples beware
For Eve's serpent nearby unaware

 

[cliteatingman]

When picking your apples beware
For Eve's serpent nearby unaware
Eat forbidden fruit

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

When picking your apples beware
For Eve's serpent nearby unaware
Eat forbidden fruit
Salvation may be moot

 

[cliteatingman]

When picking your apples beware
For Eve's serpent nearby unaware
Eat forbidden fruit
Salvation may be moot
But if I get pussy I don't care

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

When picking your apples beware
For Eve's serpent nearby unaware
Eat forbidden fruit
Salvation may be moot
But if I get pussy I don't care

Be careful who you invite over to eat

 

[cliteatingman]

Be careful who you invite over to eat
You may not like the taste of the meat

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Be careful who you invite over to eat
You may not like the taste of the meat
Choose only a cut that's prime

 

[Lia Monde]

Be careful who you invite over to eat
You may not like the taste of the meat
Choose only a cut that's prime
And for goodness sake take your time
To enjoy devouring his treat

 

[Lia Monde]

Be careful who you invite over to eat
You may not like the taste of the meat
Choose only a cut that's prime
And for goodness sake take your time
To enjoy devouring his treat

To snack on HER snatch is the best

 

[Hornblende]

To snack on HER snatch is the best
While your fingers are stroking her breast

 

[thefishfryer]

To snack on HER snatch is the best
While your fingers are stroking her breast
But what makes it erotic

 

[Firecracker]

To snack on HER snatch is the best
While your fingers are stroking her breast
But what makes it erotic
Is to not be robotic

 

[Hornblende]

To snack on HER snatch is the best
While your fingers are stroking her breast
But what makes it erotic
Is to not be robotic
Sometimes you stroke east, sometimes west!

 

[FantasySlut]

Now she's going down on him

 

[Hornblende]

Now she's going down on him
While he's tenderly stroking her quim

 

[FantasySlut]

Now she's going down on him
While he's tenderly stroking her quim
Her pace quickens, his breath catches