Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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I've seen many things with my drone
To what sorts of things are you prone?
My own voyeur leaning
(If you catch my meaning)
Is watching some chippie get boned.
 
She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire
 
She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire
Then she lay back and fingered
 
She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire
Then she lay back and fingered
Her slit as she lingered
 
She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire
Then she lay back and fingered
Her slit as she lingered
While warbling "Mull of Kintyre" :D
 
Old Jock certainly had his time
To enjoy a gin, tonic, and lime
 
Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Girls dropped to their knees
 
Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Prodigiously hung
 
Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Girls dropped to their knees
No need for a please
 
Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Girls dropped to their knees
No need for a please
And gave him a pleasure sublime
 
Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Prodigiously hung
With a seven inch tongue
 
Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Prodigiously hung
With a seven inch tongue
And a love for sexual crime
 
If I were you and you were me
In permanent 69 we'd be
For I love cunnilingus
And one or two fing-as
 
If I were you and you were me
In permanent 69 we'd be
For I love cunnilingus
And one or two fing-as
Oh fiddle me, fiddle-de-dee :)
 
The leaves had fallen off the trees
He stayed in bed and fingered Dee :devil:
First one, finally four
 
The leaves had fallen off the trees
He stayed in bed and fingered Dee :devil:
First one, finally four
It made her quite sore
 
The leaves had fallen off the trees
He stayed in bed and fingered Dee :devil:
First one, finally four
It made her quite sore
The limit should really be three
 
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