Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[BurningMonkey]

I've seen many things with my drone
To what sorts of things are you prone?
My own voyeur leaning
(If you catch my meaning)
Is watching some chippie get boned.

 

[Hornblende]

She threw a fresh log on the fire

 

[Adre]

She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire

 

[Hornblende]

She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire
Then she lay back and fingered

 

[barefootgirl69]

She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire
Then she lay back and fingered
Her slit as she lingered

 

[Hornblende]

She threw a fresh log on the fire
Hoping the flames would inspire
Then she lay back and fingered
Her slit as she lingered
While warbling "Mull of Kintyre"

 

[Cymru6969]

Old Jock certainly had his time

 

[BurningMonkey]

Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime

 

[Adre]

Old Jock certainly had his time
To enjoy a gin, tonic, and lime

 

[Hornblende]

Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Girls dropped to their knees

 

[Adre]

Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Prodigiously hung

 

[Adre]

Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Girls dropped to their knees
No need for a please

 

[Hornblende]

Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Girls dropped to their knees
No need for a please
And gave him a pleasure sublime

 

[Hornblende]

Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Prodigiously hung
With a seven inch tongue

 

[Adre]

Old Jock certainly had his time
A randy old goat in his prime
Prodigiously hung
With a seven inch tongue
And a love for sexual crime

 

[TomBoner]

If I were you and you were me

 

[stickygirl]

If I were you and you were me
In permanent 69 we'd be

 

[Hornblende]

If I were you and you were me
In permanent 69 we'd be
For I love cunnilingus

 

[barefootgirl69]

If I were you and you were me
In permanent 69 we'd be
For I love cunnilingus
And one or two fing-as

 

[Hornblende]

If I were you and you were me
In permanent 69 we'd be
For I love cunnilingus
And one or two fing-as
Oh fiddle me, fiddle-de-dee

 

[barefootgirl69]

The leaves had fallen off the trees

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

If I were you and you were me
In permanent 69 we'd be
For I love cunnilingus
And one or two fing-as
Oh fiddle me, fiddle-de-dee

The leaves had fallen off the trees

The leaves had fallen off the trees
He stayed in bed and fingered Dee

 

[Adre]

The leaves had fallen off the trees
He stayed in bed and fingered Dee
First one, finally four

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The leaves had fallen off the trees
He stayed in bed and fingered Dee
First one, finally four
It made her quite sore

 

[Adre]

The leaves had fallen off the trees
He stayed in bed and fingered Dee
First one, finally four
It made her quite sore
The limit should really be three