Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[BurningMonkey]

That was an awkward triage
Not as awkward as the menage
A triangular tangle

 

[barefootgirl69]

That was an awkward triage
Not as awkward as the menage
A triangular tangle
At a critical angle

 

[Lia Monde]

That was an awkward triage
Not as awkward as the menage
A triangular tangle
At a critical angle
Where they each gave the others a massage

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

That was an awkward triage
Not as awkward as the menage
A triangular tangle
At a critical angle
Where they each gave the others a massage


Oh, how I would love a massage tonight

 

[FUBARd1]

***Nevermind, I missed the opening line of the new limerick. Carry on!! lol***

 

[Lia Monde]

Oh, how I would love a massage tonight
It would bring my love tunnel delight

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Oh, how I would love a massage tonight
It would bring my love tunnel delight
A volunteer I need

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A massage sounds damned good about now
Start with my toes and work up to my brow

 

[FUBARd1]

Oh, how I would love a massage tonight
It would bring my love tunnel delight
A volunteer I need,
So gentlemen, take heed

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Oh, how I would love a massage tonight
It would bring my love tunnel delight
A volunteer I need,
So gentlemen, take heed
This woman is in need of a man's plight

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A massage sounds damned good about now
Start with my toes and work up to my brow
Digs those fingers in deep

 

[FUBARd1]

If I rubbed you all over your body

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

If I rubbed you all over your body
I'd think you to be a real hottie

 

[FUBARd1]

If I rubbed you all over your body
I'd think you to be a real hottie
Well, lie down right here...

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

If I rubbed you all over your body
I'd think you to be a real hottie
Well, lie down right here...
Don't stare at my rear!

 

[FUBARd1]

If I rubbed you all over your body
I'd think you to be a real hottie
Well, lie down right here...
Don't stare at my rear!
But what if it makes me feel naughty??

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

If I rubbed you all over your body
I'd think you to be a real hottie
Well, lie down right here...
Don't stare at my rear!
But what if it makes me feel naughty??

Naughty, you appear to have covered.

 

[Hornblende]

Naughty, you appear to have covered.
And now I'm all hot and all bothered

 

[BurningMonkey]

Naughty, you appear to have covered.
And now I'm all hot and all bothered
The sight of your ass

 

[Hornblende]

Naughty, you appear to have covered.
And now I'm all hot and all bothered
The sight of your ass
Laid there on the grass

 

[Cymru6969]

Naughty, you appear to have covered.
And now I'm all hot and all bothered
The sight of your ass
Laid there on the grass
Captured by my drone that hovered

 

[Hornblende]

Naughty, you appear to have covered.
And now I'm all hot and all bothered
The sight of your ass
Laid there on the grass
Captured by my drone that hovered

I've seen many things with my drone

 

[Cymru6969]

I've seen many things with my drone
To what sorts of things are you prone?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I've seen many things with my drone
To what sorts of things are you prone?
My own voyeur leaning

 

[Hornblende]

I've seen many things with my drone
To what sorts of things are you prone?
My own voyeur leaning
(If you catch my meaning)