Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[BurningMonkey]

While writhing in lust on the floor
She cried out, 'harder, deeper, more'
He manfully tried

 

[barefootgirl69]

While writhing in lust on the floor
She cried out, 'harder, deeper, more'
He manfully tried
But, woefully died

 

[Adre]

While writhing in lust on the floor
She cried out, 'harder, deeper, more'
He manfully tried
But, woefully died
So she had to finish the chore

 

[BurningMonkey]

Despondent, he sat in a heap

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Despondent, he sat in a heap
Of sorrow, depression ran deep

 

[BurningMonkey]

Despondent, he sat in a heap
Of sorrow, depression ran deep
He watched as his love

 

[suckonsimon]

Despondent, he sat in a heap
Of sorrow, depression ran deep
He watched as his love
Wrapped him round like a glove

 

[BurningMonkey]

Despondent, he sat in a heap
Of sorrow, depression ran deep
He watched as his love
Wrapped him round like a glove
And tenderly drifted to sleep

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She had a date, was dressed to kill

 

[BurningMonkey]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
Intending to give him a thrill

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
Intending to give him a thrill
Then disaster struck!

 

[BurningMonkey]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
Intending to give him a thrill
Then disaster struck!
She'd wanted to fuck,

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
Intending to give him a thrill
Then disaster struck!
She'd wanted to fuck,
But she forgot to take her pill!

 

[BurningMonkey]

"Don't worry," he said with a grin

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Don't worry," he said with a grin
"I've got condoms, they're really thin."

 

[BurningMonkey]

"Don't worry," he said with a grin
"I've got condoms, they're really thin."
Neglecting to mention

 

[suckonsimon]

"Don't worry," he said with a grin
"I've got condoms, they're really thin."
Neglecting to mention
his real intention

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Don't worry," he said with a grin
"I've got condoms, they're really thin."
Neglecting to mention
his real intention
Of being bare when thrusting in

 

[37_ttej]

His load was large and quite thick

 

[BurningMonkey]

His load was large and quite thick
And he pumped it out double quick

 

[barefootgirl69]

His load was large and quite thick
And he pumped it out double quick
Knocked over the lamp

 

[Adre]

His load was large and quite thick
And he pumped it out double quick
Knocked over the lamp
Suffered a cramp

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

His load was large and quite thick
And he pumped it out double quick
Knocked over the lamp
Suffered a cramp
Went to the ER with a broken dick

 

[37_ttej]

That was an awkward triage

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

That was an awkward triage
Not as awkward as the menage