Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

We should ask for more details
They may have used whips and flails
Ooh, kinky girl play
I could watch it all day

 

[37_ttej]

We should ask for more details
They may have used whips and flails
Ooh, kinky girl play
I could watch it all day
With some snacks and a few ales.

 

[suckonsimon]

A guy's home and he's bigged up and wanting;

 

[BurningMonkey]

A guy's home and he's bigged up and wanting;
His woman is waiting and panting

 

[suckonsimon]

A guy's home and he's bigged up and wanting;
His woman is waiting and panting
He thrusts meat into honey

 

[Shadowmist99]

A guy's home and he's bigged up and wanting;
His woman is waiting and panting
He thrusts meat into honey
Thinking let's fuck like bunnies

 

[suckonsimon]

A guy's home and he's bigged up and wanting;
His woman is waiting and panting
He thrusts meat into honey
Thinking let's fuck like bunnies
Kids burst in, and there's nothing but ranting!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Little feet sure crimp your sex life

 

[Hornblende]

Little feet sure crimp your sex life
So make sure of time with your sex wife

 

[barefootgirl69]

Little feet sure crimp your sex life
So make sure of time with your sex wife
Make sure to lock the door




(trust me on that...)

 

[BurningMonkey]

Little feet sure crimp your sex life
So make sure of time with your sex wife
Make sure to lock the door
Or tiny steps on the floor

 

[Adre]

Little feet sure crimp your sex life
So make sure of time with your sex wife
Make sure to lock the door
Or tiny steps on the floor
Lead to serious marital strife

 

[Hornblende]

Little feet sure crimp your sex life
So make sure of time with your sex wife
Make sure to lock the door
Or tiny steps on the floor
Lead to serious marital strife

Or go for a dirty weekend

 

[BurningMonkey]

Or go for a dirty weekend
And maybe include a girlfriend

 

[Hornblende]

Or go for a dirty weekend
And maybe include a girl friend
For it's fun in a triple

 

[Cymru6969]

Or go for a dirty weekend
And maybe include a girl friend
For it's fun in a triple
Just mind the pierced nipple

 

[BurningMonkey]

Or go for a dirty weekend
And maybe include a girl friend
For it's fun in a triple
Just mind the pierced nipple
And everyone smiles at the end.

 

[Hornblende]

Or go for a dirty weekend
And maybe include a girl friend
For it's fun in a triple
Just mind the pierced nipple
And everyone smiles at the end.

So why stop at three, let's try four!

 

[Cymru6969]

So why stop at three, let's try four!
Dibs on your wife's virgin back door

 

[Hornblende]

So why stop at three, let's try four!
Dibs on your wife's virgin back door
Well that's an assumption

 

[BlackCashmere]

So why stop at three, let's try four!
Dibs on your wife's virgin back door
Well that's an assumption

Open your inbox...

 

[Cymru6969]

So why stop at three, let's try four!
Dibs on your wife's virgin back door
Well that's an assumption
Pardon my gumption

not YOUR wife specifically, mate! just a hypothetical one

 

[Hornblende]

not YOUR wife specifically, mate! just a hypothetical one

So why stop at three, let's try four!
Dibs on your wife's virgin back door
Well that's an assumption
Pardon my gumption

Let's disport ourselves on the floor!

 

[BurningMonkey]

While writhing in lust on the floor

 

[barefootgirl69]

While writhing in lust on the floor
She cried out, 'harder, deeper, more'