Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[BurningMonkey]

The maiden snuck out late one night
In tank top and skirt short and tight

 

[barefootgirl69]

The maiden snuck out late one night
In tank top and skirt short and tight
Went straight to the bar

 

[BurningMonkey]

The maiden snuck out late one night
In tank top and skirt short and tight
Went straight to the bar
Hooked a man with a scar

 

[Penuche]

The maiden snuck out late one night
In tank top and skirt short and tight
Went straight to the bar
Hooked a man with a scar
'T was a vampire who wanted a bite.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The maiden snuck out late one night
In tank top and skirt short and tight
Went straight to the bar
Hooked a man with a scar
And danced in his lap, what a sight!

 

[BurningMonkey]

The engineer looked up and said

 

[barefootgirl69]

The engineer looked up and said
We're stopping, don't bite my head

 

[barefootgirl69]

The engineer looked up and said
We're stopping, don't bite my head

 

[BurningMonkey]

The engineer looked up and said
We're stopping, don't bite my head!
He threw on the brake

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The engineer looked up and said
We're stopping, don't bite my head!
He threw on the brake
Cried, "For heaven's sake!!"

 

[Hornblende]

The engineer looked up and said
We're stopping, don't bite my head!
He threw on the brake
Cried, "For heaven's sake!!"
As the precipice loomed up ahead

 

[Hornblende]

Whilst stroking his member one day

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Whilst stroking his member one day
He dreamt of a roll in the hay

 

[stickygirl]

Whilst stroking his member one day
He dreamt of a roll in the hay
It started him sneezing

 

[BurningMonkey]

Whilst stroking his member one day
He dreamt of a roll in the hay
It started him sneezing
And tightened his squeezing

 

[barefootgirl69]

Whilst stroking his member one day
He dreamt of a roll in the hay
It started him sneezing
And tightened his squeezing
And quick strokes caused him to spray

 

[BurningMonkey]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven

 

[barefootgirl69]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose feet every man was cravin'





(Lol. You think you figured out where I live!)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose cunt was completely shaven

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose feet every man was cravin'
They'd kiss every toe





(Lol. You think you figured out where I live!)[/QUOTE]

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose cunt was completely shaven
Not one hair was missed

 

[barefootgirl69]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose cunt was completely shaven
Not one hair was missed
Quite often kissed

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose cunt was completely shaven
Not one hair was missed
Quite often kissed
Leaving her hot and cravin'

 

[barefootgirl69]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose feet every man was cravin'
They'd kiss every toe
And suck, don'cha know



(Lol. You think you figured out where I live!)[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a girl from Grand Haven
Whose feet every man was cravin'
They'd kiss every toe
And suck, don'cha know
The road to ecstacy they'll be pavin'


that's about as bloody corny as I'll get