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[Hornblende]

When a man goes to work, tongue and fingers
He can really enjoy cunnilingus

 

[suckonsimon]

When a man goes to work, tongue and fingers
He can really enjoy cunnilingus
When his ears get a squeeze

 

[Hornblende]

When a man goes to work, tongue and fingers
He can really enjoy cunnilingus
When his ears get a squeeze
While he's down on his knees (big finish here, Simon, come on )

 

[suckonsimon]

[no pressure then! ]

When a man goes to work, tongue and fingers
He can really enjoy cunnilingus
When his ears get a squeeze
While he's down on his knees
She's damn close to that bliss she so hungers!

 

[Hornblende]

[no pressure then! ]

When a man goes to work, tongue and fingers
He can really enjoy cunnilingus
When his ears get a squeeze
While he's down on his knees
She's damn close to that bliss she so hungers!

Worth the wait

 

[suckonsimon]

Worth the wait

cheers. gotta get to work. Another time then!

 

[Hornblende]

cheers. gotta get to work. Another time then!

(Shame )

When she asked how he wanted to play

 

[Cymru6969]

When she asked how he wanted to play
He brought out his toys for display

 

[barefootgirl69]

When she asked how he wanted to play
He brought out his toys for display
Eyes widened in glee

 

[BurningMonkey]

When she asked how he wanted to play
He brought out his toys for display
Eyes widened in glee,
She said, "All those for me?"

 

[Bitesback]

When she asked how he wanted to play
He brought out his toys for display
Eyes widened in glee,
She said, "All those for me?"
"I'll try them all now, if I may?"

 

[BurningMonkey]

Two nuns who were washing their habits

 

[Bitesback]

Two nuns who were washing their habits
Discovered they knew the same abbots

 

[Hornblende]

Two nuns who were washing their habits

Caught sight of some frisky white rabbits

 

[BurningMonkey]

Two nuns who were washing their habits
Discovered they knew the same abbots
Comparing their notes

 

[Bitesback]

Two nuns who were washing their habits
Discovered they knew the same abbots
Comparing their notes
About who floats their boats

 

[BurningMonkey]

Two nuns who were washing their habits
Discovered they knew the same abbots
Comparing their notes
About who floats their boats
They concluded the best were their "rabbits".

"http://http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-LE781-Rabbit-Habit-Vibrator/dp/B00005NAUI"

 

[Hornblende]

Two nuns who were washing their habits
Discovered they knew the same abbots
Comparing their notes
About who floats their boats
They concluded the best were their "rabbits".

Good one!

The convent had rules on vibrators

 

[BurningMonkey]

The convent had rules on vibrators
To be followed by all masturbators

 

[Hornblende]

The convent had rules on vibrators
To be followed by all masturbators
Two batteries a week

 

[Bitesback]

The convent had rules on vibrators
To be followed by all masturbators
Two batteries a week
Was all they could seek

 

[BurningMonkey]

The convent had rules on vibrators
To be followed by all masturbators
Two batteries a week
But for those who would cheat

 

[Hornblende]

The convent had rules on vibrators
To be followed by all masturbators
Two batteries a week
But for those who would cheat
Rechargeables could compensate-us

 

[BurningMonkey]

The convent had rules on vibrators
To be followed by all masturbators
Two batteries a week
Was all they could seek
From the resident collaborators

When drying one's pants on the line

 

[Hornblende]

When drying one's pants on the line
To walk around naked is fine