Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[barefootgirl69]

She tried to suck and text one day
And, alas, had no hands to play
He pinched off her nose
And curled her toes

 

[37_ttej]

She tried to suck and text one day
And, alas, had no hands to play
He pinched off her nose
And curled her toes
So she couldn't escape his spray.

 

[Cymru6969]

She tried to suck and text one day
And, alas, had no hands to play
He pinched off her nose
And curled her toes
So she couldn't escape his spray.

Mary Magdalene sucked cock

 

[jameslewis]

Mary Magdalene sucked cock
Her skills were nothing to mock

 

[Cymru6969]

Mary Magdalene sucked cock
Her skills were nothing to mock
Apostles be damned

 

[Lia Monde]

Mary Magdalene sucked cock
Her skills were nothing to mock
Apostles be damned
She took each in hand

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Mary Magdalene sucked cock
Her skills were nothing to mock
Apostles be damned
She took each in hand
This limerick has me in shock


...and I get grief for the apple thing....ha! Now let me move out of the way before lightning strikes.

 

[Lia Monde]

Mary Magdalene sucked cock
Her skills were nothing to mock
Apostles be damned
She took each in hand
This limerick has me in shock


...and I get grief for the apple thing....ha! Now let me move out of the way before lightning strikes.

Limericks make you feel divine

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Limericks make you feel divine
Most go well with a glass of wine

 

[Lia Monde]

Limericks make you feel divine
Most go well with a glass of wine
They tickle the mind

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Limericks make you feel divine
Most go well with a glass of wine
They tickle the mind
Lift the soul, you'll find

 

[BurningMonkey]

Limericks make you feel divine
Most go well with a glass of wine
They tickle the mind
Lift the soul, you'll find
And make intellectuals shine.

 

[Lia Monde]

The Lit poster flaunted her goods

 

[37_ttej]

The Lit poster flaunted her goods

LOL nice follow up, Lia.
Yeah, fuck intellectualism - show us ya boobies!
Ah, the true spirit of Lit.

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The Lit poster flaunted her goods
And created a forest of 'woods'.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The Lit poster flaunted her goods
And created a forest of 'woods'.
She picked her favorite

 

[37_ttej]

The Lit poster flaunted her goods
And created a forest of 'woods'.
She picked her favorite
Got to savour-it

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The Lit poster flaunted her goods
And created a forest of 'woods'.
She picked her favorite
Got to savour-it
Horny's her most frequent of moods

 

[37_ttej]

The Lit poster flaunted her goods
And created a forest of 'woods'.
She picked her favorite
Got to savour-it
Horny's her most frequent of moods

Oh, you're not feeling 'yucky'?

*runs*

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oh, you're not feeling 'yucky'?

*runs*

She swung her rolling pin at him

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

She swung her rolling pin at him

She caught him right on the chin

 

[suckonsimon]

She swung her rolling pin at him
She caught him right on the chin
Just because he's had sex

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She swung her rolling pin at him
She caught him right on the chin
Just because he's had sex
With his awful ex

 

[Hornblende]

She swung her rolling pin at him
She caught him right on the chin
Just because he's had sex
With his awful ex

(I may just watch this one )

 

[suckonsimon]

She swung her rolling pin at him
She caught him right on the chin
Just because he's had sex
With his awful ex
They'd done it six times at the gym

 

[suckonsimon]

When a man goes to work, tongue and fingers