Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[jameslewis]

To be fair, mine's not really that big
Said the man wearing a leaf of fig
Still, she was impressed
As he got undressed

 

[Lia Monde]

To be fair, mine's not really that big
Said the man wearing a leaf of fig
Still, she was impressed
As he got undressed
And made the most of his twig

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

LOL, Lia!

She pampered it with her hot mouth

 

[Hornblende]

She pampered it with her hot mouth
While his hands were wandering south

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She pampered it with her hot mouth
While his hands were wandering south
He twitched with delight

 

[Hornblende]

She pampered it with her hot mouth
While his hands were wandering south
He twitched with delight
She was hot, she was tight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She pampered it with her hot mouth
While his hands were wandering south
He twitched with delight
She was hot, she was tight
He wanted her badly, no doubth what else rhymes with mouth??

 

[Hornblende]

She pampered it with her hot mouth
While his hands were wandering south
He twitched with delight
She was hot, she was tight
He wanted her badly, no doubth what else rhymes with mouth??

She was naked and eager to please

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was naked and eager to please
Treated him to a sexy striptease

 

[Hornblende]

She was naked and eager to please
Treated him to a sexy striptease
He could see but not touch

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was naked and eager to please
Treated him to a sexy striptease
He could see but not touch
Temptation was too much

 

[Hornblende]

She was naked and eager to please
Treated him to a sexy striptease
He could see but not touch
Temptation was too much
She took mercy and dropped to her knees

 

[Hornblende]

When she bent down to pick up a book

 

[barefootgirl69]

When she bent down to pick up a book
She caused the young man to look

 

[Adre]

When she bent down to pick up a book
She caused the young man to look
His pants made a tent

 

[barefootgirl69]

When she bent down to pick up a book
She caused the young man to look
His pants made a tent
While she was still bent

 

[suckonsimon]

When she bent down to pick up a book
She caused the young man to look
His pants made a tent
While she was still bent
so she took him to her secret nook

 

[suckonsimon]

This gal led her man to a cupboard

 

[Bitesback]

This gal led her man to a cupboard
Inside it was terribly cluttered

 

[suckonsimon]

This gal led her man to a cupboard
Inside it was terribly cluttered
Clearing space was a ball!

 

[Hornblende]

This gal led her man to a cupboard
Inside it was terribly cluttered
Clearing space was a ball!
Then she gave him her all

 

[suckonsimon]

This gal led her man to a cupboard
Inside it was terribly cluttered
Clearing space was a ball!
Then she gave him her all
By time he came out he looked haggard.

 

[Hornblende]

This gal led her man to a cupboard
Inside it was terribly cluttered
Clearing space was a ball!
Then she gave him her all
By time he came out he looked haggard.

By this time the workplace had heard

 

[barefootgirl69]

By this time the workplace had heard
And whispered their gossipy word

 

[Hornblende]

By this time the workplace had heard
And whispered their gossipy word
The queue stretched for miles