Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

He put her against the wall
So he had her at his beck and call
"Come here," he said, sweet
Working up from her feet

 

[barefootgirl69]

He put her against the wall
So he had her at his beck and call
"Come here," he said, sweet
Working up from her feet
Then, he led her down the hall

 

[Hornblende]

Then he strapped her face up to the bed

 

[Cymru6969]

Then he strapped her face up to the bed
Target practise for giving head?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Then he strapped her face up to the bed
Target practise for giving head?
Her mouth was clamped shut

 

[Cymru6969]

Then he strapped her face up to the bed
Target practise for giving head?
Her mouth was clamped shut
Rats! How 'bout the butt?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Then he strapped her face up to the bed
Target practise for giving head?
Her mouth was clamped shut
Rats! How 'bout the butt?
He gave her a facial instead

 

[Cymru6969]

Then he strapped her face up to the bed
Target practise for giving head?
Her mouth was clamped shut
Rats! How 'bout the butt?
He gave her a facial instead

But did she enjoy all that cum?

 

[AbsintheFather]

But did she enjoy all that cum?
Yeah, she ate it using her thumb

 

[Cymru6969]

But did she enjoy all that cum?
Yeah, she ate it using her thumb
Good to the last drop

Giggs and AF! Fave peeps!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Giggs and AF! Fave peeps!

I just had to crash the party

But did she enjoy all that cum?
Yeah, she ate it using her thumb
Good to the last drop
pulled out with a 'plop'

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I just had to crash the party

But did she enjoy all that cum?
Yeah, she ate it using her thumb
Good to the last drop
pulled out with a 'plop'
lol.. come on boys.. gimme some

 

[Cymru6969]

I just had to crash the party

But did she enjoy all that cum?
Yeah, she ate it using her thumb
Good to the last drop
pulled out with a 'plop'
Patted her belly like a drum

 

[thebeesknees]

Halloween is coming and I'd like a treat

 

[barefootgirl69]

Halloween is coming and I'd like a treat
Some thing very tasty to eat

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Halloween is coming and I'd like a treat
Some thing very tasty to eat
I'd also take wine

 

[barefootgirl69]

Halloween is coming and I'd like a treat
Some thing very tasty to eat
I'd also take wine
And chocolate divine

 

[37_ttej]

Halloween is coming and I'd like a treat
Some thing very tasty to eat
I'd also take wine
And chocolate divine
What, noone wants tricks? Well, I'm beat!

*sigh*

 

[Lia Monde]

Her costume revealed lots of skin

 

[albrooks]

Her costume revealed lots of skin

Her costume revealed lots of skin
Much to the delight of the men

 

[Lia Monde]

Her costume revealed lots of skin
Much to the delight of the men
She flashed her sweet thing

 

[albrooks]

Her costume revealed lots of skin
Much to the delight of the men
She flashed her sweet thing

Her costume revealed lots of skin
Much to the delight of the men
She flashed her sweet thing
Ba da boom Ba da bing

 

[37_ttej]

Her costume revealed lots of skin
Much to the delight of the men
She flashed her sweet thing
Ba da boom Ba da bing
What a shame they were all her kin.

 

[Hornblende]

He asked her to sit on his knee

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

He asked her to sit on his knee

But she implored him permission to pee.
He followed her there,
And once she was bare;
She sucked on his 'fancy' with glee.