Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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I hear Jett has cleaned up his act
He had to or else he'd get smacked
But at the end of he day
Boy just wants to play
Have fun, mate. Lit cannot redact.
 
I hear Jett has cleaned up his act
He had to or else he'd get smacked
But at the end of he day
Boy just wants to play
And all sorts of trouble attract
 
Let's all be nice to each other
We're all in the same place together
Respect and good will
And Viagra pill

:D
 
Let's all be nice to each other
We're all in the same place together
Respect and good will
And Viagra pill
Will help us focus on pleasure.
 
She traced the large vein on his cock
Then she covered the thing with a sock
It was cozy there
 
She traced the large vein on his cock
Then she covered the thing with a sock
It was cozy there
But wanted some air
 
She traced the large vein on his cock
Then she covered the thing with a sock
It was cozy there
But wanted some air
So it shrunk from the cruel heat shock
 
Poor doodle's all flabby and small
A Lit slut will make 'im stand tall
So out with the cam
 
Poor doodle's all flabby and small
A Lit slut will make 'im stand tall
So out with the cam
He says "Yes Ma'am"
 
Poor doodle's all flabby and small
A Lit slut will make 'im stand tall
So out with the cam
He says "Yes Ma'am"
She tickled his hairy left ball
 
Sprong! He's back up, proud and thick
A massive example of my big old dick
She was most impressed
 
Sprong! He's back up, proud and thick
A massive example of my big old dick
She was most impressed
And soon was undressed
 
Sprong! He's back up, proud and thick
A massive example of my big old dick
She was most impressed
And soon was undressed
And said, "Wait til you see my new trick!"
 
A fine 'sword swallower' was she
And consumed large dicks with great glee
Not a drop got spilled
 
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