Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Apple_of_Eden]

"Please, Sir, I'd really like more."
Apple wants big cock galore.
Mouth, pussy, or ass?
She's a loving lass!

 

[Cymru6969]

"Please, Sir, I'd really like more."
Apple wants big cock galore.
Mouth, pussy, or ass?
She's a loving lass!
"Do Not Disturb" sign on her door

 

[Lia Monde]

He put his cutlass in her sheath

 

[37_ttej]

He put his cutlass in her sheath
Her man DP'd from underneath

 

[AbsintheFather]

He put his cutlass in her sheath
Her man DP'd from underneath
I need more she cried
Jett said 'open wide'
But please use more lip and less teeth

Ha, outjetted the Jett

 

[Cymru6969]

He put his cutlass in her sheath
Her man DP'd from underneath
I need more she cried
Jett said 'open wide'
But please use more lip and less teeth

Ha, outjetted the Jett

and nicely done as well, mon frere

She was so close to climax when

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was so close to climax when
Her pimp walked in with two more men

 

[37_ttej]

No it wasn't well done at all!
I'm the only one who's allowed to break the rules and bugger up the thread!!
Me, I tell you!!!
ME!!!!

Whoa, there.
They say that using 5 exclamation marks is a sign of insanity.
I was, like, on the edge.

*calming breaths*

Right, now that I'm feeling all zen 'n' shit again ...

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She was so close to climax when
Three guys burst through the door and then

 

[37_ttej]

(So busy ranting I missed Dee's post )

She was so close to climax when
Her pimp walked in with two more men
"Come on, there's a queue!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was so close to climax when
Her pimp walked in with two more men
"Come on, there's a queue!"
"Wait, I need the loo!!"

 

[Adre]

She was so close to climax when
Her pimp walked in with two more men
"Come on, there's a queue!"
"Wait, I need the loo!!"
"It's okay to piss on the floor then"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She released a torrent of pee

 

[stickygirl]

She released a torrent of pee
Had a bladder the size of a flea

 

[thebeesknees]

She released a torrent of pee
Had a bladder the size of a flea
It was warm and so yellow

 

[37_ttej]

She released a torrent of pee
Had a bladder the size of a flea
It was warm and so yellow
Tasted quite mellow

(if you're into that sort of thing )

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

She released a torrent of pee
Had a bladder the size of a flea
It was warm and so yellow
Tasted quite mellow
Jett pretends it's not his fetish, I see

(if you're into that sort of thing )[/QUOTE]

 

[37_ttej]

I do not love golden showers!

(teehee, good one Apple)

 

[stickygirl]

I do not love golden showers!
But Jett lies in poop for hours and hours

 

[37_ttej]

I do not love golden showers!
But Jett lies in poop for hours and hours
Now I've got the shits

* Looks like I'm the butt of this limerick - boom tish! *

 

[stickygirl]

I do not love golden showers!
But Jett lies in poop for hours and hours
Now I've got the shits
Brown-covered bits


this is not going well for you

 

[Cymru6969]

I do not love golden showers!
But Jett lies in poop for hours and hours
Now I've got the shits
Brown-covered bits
Was this once on Fawlty Towers?

 

[stickygirl]

I hear Jett has cleaned up his act

 

[37_ttej]

I hear Jett has cleaned up his act
He had to or else he'd get smacked

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I hear Jett has cleaned up his act
He had to or else he'd get smacked
But at the end of he day

 

[37_ttej]

I hear Jett has cleaned up his act
He had to or else he'd get smacked
But at the end of he day
Boy just wants to play