Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Apple_of_Eden]

(Continuing the transportation theme...)

(And editing because I've been asked WTF rhymes with Natalia... lol)

In the back of the bus with my girl,
My fingers give her hair a twirl

 

[FUBARd1]

(Continuing the transportation theme...)

(And editing because I've been asked WTF rhymes with Natalia... lol)

In the back of the bus with my girl,
My fingers give her hair a twirl
I steal a quick kiss

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

(Continuing the transportation theme...)

(And editing because I've been asked WTF rhymes with Natalia... lol)

In the back of the bus with my girl,
My fingers give her hair a twirl
I steal a quick kiss
Her lips bring sweet bliss

 

[FUBARd1]

(Continuing the transportation theme...)

(And editing because I've been asked WTF rhymes with Natalia... lol)

In the back of the bus with my girl,
My fingers give her hair a twirl
I steal a quick kiss
Her lips bring sweet bliss
And she gasps as I finger her pearl!

 

[37_ttej]

(Continuing the transportation theme...)

(And editing because I've been asked WTF rhymes with Natalia... lol)

In the back of the bus with my girl,

In the back of the bus with Natalia
While tripping around outback Austrahlia
We fondled and kissed
The scenery missed
Which was fine - 'cause there's fuck all to see once you've done the Opera House, cuddled a stinking koala and been to the beach. That's why we drink so much beer.

What?

Oh, the last line of the limerick!

Right.

... And took off all her under-regahlia.

 

[AbsintheFather]

In the back of the bus with Natalia
While tripping around outback Austrahlia
We fondled and kissed
The scenery missed
Which was fine - 'cause there's fuck all to see once you've done the Opera House, cuddled a stinking koala and been to the beach. That's why we drink so much beer.

What?

Oh, the last line of the limerick!

Right.

... And took off all her under-regahlia.

I remember it this way

In the back of the bus with Natalia
While tripping around outback Austrahlia
We fondled and kissed
The scenery missed
While she fondled my genitalia

 

[Firecracker]

She couldn't keep track of the week

 

[Cymru6969]

I remember it this way

In the back of the bus with Natalia
While tripping around outback Austrahlia
We fondled and kissed
The scenery missed
While she fondled my genitalia

Someone has out-Jetted himself

Balls: Go to one, have one..or two

 

[Cymru6969]

She couldn't keep track of the week
Her life became more hide than seek

 

[Firecracker]

She couldn't keep track of the week
Her life became more hide than seek
To break out of that rut

 

[Cymru6969]

She couldn't keep track of the week
Her life became more hide than seek
To break out of that rut
Her PM box un-shut

 

[Firecracker]

She couldn't keep track of the week
Her life became more hide than seek
To break out of that rut
Her PM box un-shut
Now everyone was getting a peek!

 

[Cymru6969]

She's waxed and all ready to go

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

In the back of the bus with Natalia
While tripping around outback Austrahlia
We fondled and kissed
The scenery missed
Which was fine - 'cause there's fuck all to see once you've done the Opera House, cuddled a stinking koala and been to the beach. That's why we drink so much beer.

What?

Oh, the last line of the limerick!

Right.

... And took off all her under-regahlia.

NOTE: Unless you speak "Austrahlian"...nothing rhymes with Natalia! That being said, very nicely done Jett...and Abs, your rendition was well done also~!

 

[37_ttej]

NOTE: Unless you speak "Austrahlian"...nothing rhymes with Natalia! That being said, very nicely done Jett...and Abs, your rendition was well done also~!

Heehee, thanks Apple. Our 'strine' accent can be really, really bad when we try.
I think AF's ending was better than mine.
What's wrong with me!? How could I not think of 'genitalia'?
Obviously I'm too sweet and innocent for such filthiness.



She's waxed and all ready to go
Can dance on a pole like a pro

(if you know what mean )

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Heehee, thanks Apple. Our 'strine' accent can be really, really bad when we try.
I think AF's ending was better than mine.
What's wrong with me!? How could I not think of 'genitalia'?
Obviously I'm too sweet and innocent for such filthiness.



She's waxed and all ready to go
Can dance on a pole like a pro
Up, down, all around

(if you know what mean )

Jett, For some reason, Luv, I don't think that's it! Like to try again? Maybe something a little more believable? You do use the term "Luv" in Australia don't you?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She's waxed and all ready to go
Can dance on a pole like a pro
Up, down, all around
Smooth, slipp'ry, not a sound

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

She's waxed and all ready to go
Can dance on a pole like a pro
Up, down, all around
Smooth, slipp'ry, not a sound
The girl can put on a good show

 

[Bitesback]

She's waxed and all ready to go
Can dance on a pole like a pro
Up, down, all around
Smooth, slipp'ry, not a sound
Putting on a show for her beau

...too slow...

(Apple... Women in Australia get "Luv" from mechanics, tradies, older gentlemen...often condescendingly... Some women use it... Like this.. http://youtu.be/lzXpaZRBWgk )

 

[Cymru6969]

Care for the old in n' out, luv?

 

[Bitesback]

Care for the old in n' out, luv?
You know it's all I can think of

 

[37_ttej]

Care for the old in n' out, luv?
You know it's all I can think of
I'm big and I'm strong;
Enjoyably long

 

[Bitesback]

Care for the old in n' out, luv?
You know it's all I can think of
I'm big and I'm strong;
Enjoyably long
S.D.Is I'm also quite free of

 

[37_ttej]

It's lunch time here, Down Under

 

[Bitesback]

It's lunch time here, Down Under
To satisfy my hunger