Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[37_ttej]

I'm away this weekend at a wedding
Other attendees worth the bedding?
You're a naughty guest!
Bride says I'm the best!

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm away this weekend at a wedding
Other attendees worth the bedding?
You're a naughty guest!
Bride says I'm the best!
Clothes and not tears you'll be shedding

 

[Firecracker]

Hooray it's the end of the week

 

[thebeesknees]

Hooray it's the end of the week
So send us a hot little peek

 

[stickygirl]

Hooray it's the end of the week
So send us a hot little peek
A glimpse of a tit

 

[Cymru6969]

Hooray it's the end of the week
So send us a hot little peek
A glimpse of a tit
Or a knobby bit

 

[stickygirl]

Hooray it's the end of the week
So send us a hot little peek
A glimpse of a tit
Or a knobby bit
Lets go and make the bedsprings creek!

 

[Cymru6969]

Would you like to come in for a drink?

 

[DoRaMe]

Would you like to come in for a drink?
He said with a grin and a wink

 

[HellBenttoo]

Would you like to come in for a drink?
He said with a grin and a wink
But the bottle went dry

 

[DoRaMe]

Would you like to come in for a drink?
He said with a grin and a wink
But the bottle went dry
And the clothes, they did fly

 

[HellBenttoo]

Would you like to come in for a drink?
He said with a grin and a wink
But the bottle went dry
And the clothes, they did fly
In minutes they were on the brink.

 

[HellBenttoo]

The hooker climbed up in the truck

 

[DoRaMe]

The hooker climbed up in the truck
Looking to get out of the muck

 

[Cymru6969]

The hooker climbed up in the truck
Looking to get out of the muck
"Fuck, suck or wank?"

 

[LoveToLurk]

The hooker climbed up in the truck
Looking to get out of the muck
"Fuck, suck or wank?"
She showed him her flank

 

[37_ttej]

The hooker climbed up in the truck
Looking to get out of the muck
"Fuck, suck or wank?"
She showed him her flank
No cash, so he's all out of luck.

 

[Cymru6969]

She said, "First one is on the house."

 

[37_ttej]

She said, "First one is on the house."
And the tenth one's free with your spouse.

(Hookers have loyalty cards!? )

 

[Cymru6969]

She said, "First one is on the house."
And the tenth one's free with your spouse.
But in between

(Hookers have loyalty cards!? )
my key fob is full enough already!

 

[Firecracker]

She said, "First one is on the house."
And the tenth one's free with your spouse.
But in between
Her thoughts were quite mean

 

[Cymru6969]

She said, "First one is on the house."
And the tenth one's free with your spouse.
But in between
Her thoughts were quite mean
They've nicknamed her "The Famous Grouse"

 

[thebeesknees]

I sat in the chair by the shore of the lake,

 

[Cymru6969]

I sat in the chair by the shore of the lake,
With my trophy wife who's boobs are fake

 

[Firecracker]

I sat in the chair by the shore of the lake,
With my trophy wife who's boobs are fake
Then from out of the blue