Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Adre]

A golf ball through a garden hose
Where's your rhythm or is this prose?
Takes a mighty suck

 

[stickygirl]

A golf ball through a garden hose
Where's your rhythm or is this prose?
Takes a mighty suck
And then with luck


Oh, is that what it means?

 

[thebeesknees]

A golf ball through a garden hose
Where's your rhythm or is this prose?
Takes a mighty suck
And then with luck
you can pass it right out thru your nose

 

[37_ttej]

His voice was sexy and gruff

 

[Cymru6969]

His voice was sexy and gruff
But garbled when deep in her muff

 

[Adre]

His voice was sexy and gruff
But garbled when deep in her muff
'Twas hair in his throat

 

[Cymru6969]

His voice was sexy and gruff
But garbled when deep in her muff
'Twas hair in his throat
Lil' man in the boat

 

[Adre]

his voice was sexy and gruff
But garbled when deep in her muff
'Twas hair in his throat
Lil' man in the boat
Said of "tongue, I can't get enough!"

 

[thebeesknees]

Her camel toe was not well hidden

 

[Cymru6969]

Her camel toe was not well hidden
Yoga pants coin slots aren't forbidden

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Her camel toe was not well hidden
Yoga pants coin slots aren't forbidden
They were all aroused

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her camel toe was not well hidden
Yoga pants coin slots aren't forbidden
They were all aroused
But not yet de-loused!!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Her camel toe was not well hidden
Yoga pants coin slots aren't forbidden
They were all aroused
But not yet de-loused!!
She yet assured each would be hard ridden

 

[LoveToLurk]

He loved her face down, ass up

 

[badjanus]

He loved her face down, ass up,
As he gave her butt a playful slap,

 

[Cymru6969]

He loved her face down, ass up,
As he gave her butt a playful slap
Tossing her salad

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He loved her face down, ass up,
As he gave her butt a playful slap,
She squealed with delight

 

[37_ttej]

He loved her face down, ass up,
As he gave her butt a playful slap,
She squealed with delight
Then fainted with fright

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He loved her face down, ass up,
As he gave her butt a playful slap,
She squealed with delight
Then fainted with fright
Wondering if that burn was the clap

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Yikes!! lol ^^

"No more men!!" she vowed there and then

 

[Cymru6969]

"No more men!!" she vowed there and then
Moved in with another old hen

 

[Adre]

"No more men!!" she vowed there and then
Moved in with another old hen
A diet of cunt

 

[Cymru6969]

"No more men!!" she vowed there and then
Moved in with another old hen
A diet of cunt
No more cock to hunt

Adre! Too funny

 

[EnglishChap6687]

"No more men!!" she vowed there and then
Moved in with another old hen
A diet of cunt
No more cock to hunt
With a strapon to help now and then!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She had a date, was dressed to kill