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[Adre]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
He decided to pop a blue pill

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
He decided to pop a blue pill
His boner stood straight

 

[Adre]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
He decided to pop a blue pill
His boner stood straight
At maximum weight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
He decided to pop a blue pill
His boner stood straight
At maximum weight
She rode him till she had her fill

 

[RideOmylife]

She had a date, was dressed to kill
He decided to pop a blue pill
His boner stood straight
At maximum weight
And she knew she was in for a thrill

 

[TadbitOkink]

Her panties fell to the floor

 

[RideOmylife]

Her panties fell to the floor
Soon after he walked through the door

 

[stickygirl]

Her panties fell to the floor
Soon after he walked through the door
She stood all a-quiver

 

[TadbitOkink]

Her panties fell to the floor
Soon after he walked through the door
She stood all a-quiver
He had something to give her

 

[RideOmylife]

Her panties fell to the floor
Soon after he walked through the door
She stood all a-quiver
He had something to give her
But sadly she needed much more

 

[RideOmylife]

He told her it's already in

 

[Adre]

He told her it's already in
"It would help if you gave it a spin"

 

[stickygirl]

He told her it's already in
"It would help if you gave it a spin"
He twiddled the knob

 

[TadbitOkink]

He told her it's already in
"It would help if you gave it a spin"
He twiddled the knob
She began to sob

 

[Adre]

He told her it's already in
"It would help if you gave it a spin"
He twiddled the knob
She began to sob
While he had a shit eating grin

 

[RideOmylife]

He told her it's already in
"It would help if you gave it a spin"
He twiddled the knob
She began to sob
Her loose pussy is meant for two men

 

[37_ttej]

Now where, oh where is our Wee?

 

[thebeesknees]

Now where, oh where is our Wee?
She went sailing I heard, on the deep blue sea

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Now where, oh where is our Wee?
She went sailing I heard, on the deep blue sea
Her Lit love to meet?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Now where, oh where is our Wee?
She went sailing I heard, on the deep blue sea
Her Lit love to meet?
Is he in the fleet?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Now where, oh where is our Wee?
She went sailing I heard, on the deep blue sea
Her Lit love to meet?
Is he in the fleet?
Will he propose? Down on one knee??

 

[stickygirl]

I'm away this weekend at a wedding

 

[HellBenttoo]

I'm away this weekend at a wedding
Other attendees worth the bedding?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'm away this weekend at a wedding
Make sure they don't use white bedding!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'm away this weekend at a wedding
Other attendees worth the bedding?
You're a naughty guest!