Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Lia Monde]

Your lexicon gives me a thrill
Your oral tricks impress me still
Both twist the tongue

 

[stickygirl]

Your lexicon gives me a thrill
Your oral tricks impress me still
Both twist the tongue
When you're licking my bum



this was getting too serious

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Your lexicon gives me a thrill
Your oral tricks impress me still
Both twist the tongue
When you're licking my bum
Fuck my ass, I'm not on the pill!!

 

[Cymru6969]

She noticed his bulge on the train

 

[stickygirl]

Dee ^^

She noticed his bulge on the train
And guessed he had sex on the brain

 

[EnglishChap6687]

She noticed his bulge on the train
And guessed he had sex on the brain
She asked him his name

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She noticed his bulge on the train
And guessed he had sex on the brain
She asked him his name
And if he was game

 

[pensivepoet]

She noticed his bulge on the train
And guessed he had sex on the brain
She asked him his name
And if he was game
Or simply in herniated pain

 

[stickygirl]

The guard shouted 'full speed ahead'

 

[badjanus]

The guard shouted 'full speed ahead'

As he tied my ankles to the bed..

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The guard shouted 'full speed ahead'
As he tied my ankles to the bed..
I kept my cool

 

[Cymru6969]

The guard shouted 'full speed ahead'
As he tied my ankles to the bed..
I kept my cool
Until Liverpool

 

[stickygirl]

The guard shouted 'full speed ahead'
As he tied my ankles to the bed..
I kept my cool
Until Liverpool
When he shunted my Birkenhead

 

[Cymru6969]

The guard shouted 'full speed ahead'
As he tied my ankles to the bed..
I kept my cool
Until Liverpool
When he shunted my Birkenhead

^^^^

There's a bustle in my hedgerow!

 

[Adre]

There's a bustle in my hedgerow!
Some things we don't need to know

 

[FUBARd1]

There's a bustle in my hedgerow!
Some things we don't need to know
No need to be alarmed

 

[stickygirl]

There's a bustle in my hedgerow!
Some things we don't need to know
No need to be alarmed
The gardener was charmed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There's a bustle in my hedgerow!
Some things we don't need to know
No need to be alarmed
The gardener was charmed
Into scratching your itch down below

 

[stickygirl]

The gardener was out picking plums

 

[37_ttej]

The gardener was out picking plums
When he spied a couple of bums

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The gardener was out picking plums
When he spied a couple of bums
The rosy ripe flesh

 

[37_ttej]

The gardener was out picking plums
When he spied a couple of bums
The rosy ripe flesh
So firm, plump and fresh

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The gardener was out picking plums
When he spied a couple of bums
The rosy ripe flesh
So firm, plump and fresh
Wasn't in fruit, he stuck his thumbs

 

[Cymru6969]

A golf ball through a garden hose

 

[stickygirl]

A golf ball through a garden hose
Where's your rhythm or is this prose?