Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

The pair made love beneath the tree

 

[LadyJS]

The pair made love beneath the tree
She made him stop cuz she had to pee

 

[captainman2018]

The pair made love beneath the tree.
She made him stop cuz she had to pee
only to have a new

 

[Lia Monde]

The pair made love beneath the tree.
She made him stop cuz she had to pee
only to have a new
young girl steal her screw

 

[Lia Monde]

Helena approached love with zest

 

[cliteatingman]

Helena approached love with zest
Making use of her generous chest

 

[Lia Monde]

Helena approached love with zest
Making use of her generous chest
Richard, He will help.
His moves make her yelp

 

[Lia Monde]

Matilda spread holiday cheer

 

[weespanner]

Matilda spread holiday cheer
By dressing up as a reindeer

 

[Lia Monde]

Matilda spread holiday cheer
By dressing up as a reindeer
He dressed as a stag

 

[weespanner]

Matilda spread holiday cheer
By dressing up as a reindeer
He dressed as a stag
Looking for a shag

 

[Lia Monde]

Matilda spread holiday cheer
By dressing up as a reindeer
He dressed as a stag
Looking for a shag
They celebrated with a beer

 

[LadyJS]

Jill's New Year's Eve plans were simple

 

[weespanner]

Jill's New Year's Eve plans were simple
- A photograph of his dimple

 

[Hornblende]

Jill's New Year's Eve plans were simple
- A photograph of his dimple
She knew she would find

 

[weespanner]

Jill's New Year's Eve plans were simple
- A photograph of his dimple
She knew she would find
Pics of his behind

 

[captainman2018]

Jill's New Year's Eve plans were simple
- a photograph of his dimple.
She knew she would find
pics of his behind
which were the result of too much ripple.

 

[Lia Monde]

They kissed in the wind and the snow

 

[LadyJS]

They kissed in the wind and the snow
No one saw them except a lone crow

 

[Lia Monde]

They kissed in the wind and the snow
No one saw them except a lone crow
Their love was so hot

 

[captainman2018]

They kissed in the wind and the snow.
No one saw them except a lone crow.
Their love was so hot
but it was almost shot

 

[Lia Monde]

They kissed in the wind and the snow.
No one saw them except a lone crow.
Their love was so hot
but it was almost shot
When they ran into her old beau.

 

[captainman2018]

The guy looked like he gulped down one beer

 

[Lia Monde]

The guy looked like he gulped down one beer
On his face was a lustful leer

 

[cliteatingman]

The guy looked like he gulped down one beer
On his face was a lustful leer
She was dressed to kill