Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[aShyPetiteWife]

Velcro straps make bondage so easy
That Doc, Bashful, Dopey and Sneezy

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Velcro straps make bondage so easy
That Doc, Bashful, Dopey and Sneezy
They tied up Snow White

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Velcro straps make bondage so easy
That Doc, Bashful, Dopey and Sneezy
They tied up Snow White
A little too tight

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Velcro straps make bondage so easy.
That Doc, Bashful, Dopey and Sneezy,
They tied up Snow White
A little too tight.
The sight made Prince Charming get sleazy.

 

[Tedfkats]

Velcro straps make bondage so easy
That Doc, Bashful, Dopey and Sneezy
They tied up Snow White
A little too tight
She shouldn't have been quite so Teasey!

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Prince Charming, they say, has a big one

 

[Tedfkats]

Prince Charming, they say, has a big one
A big prize, he thinks, to be won

 

[fisherfella]

When the Queen asked him why

 

[Adre]

Prince Charming, they say, has a big one
A big prize, he thinks, to be won
When the Queen asked him why
It stood up so high

 

[weespanner]

Prince Charming, they say, has a big one
A big prize, he thinks, to be won
When the Queen asked him why
It stood up so high
He said "Cos it's ready for fun!"

 

[captainman2018]

Simon was doing something on his

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Simon was doing something on his
Computer, that resulted in jizz

 

[steelyblue73]

Simon was doing something on his
Computer, that resulted in jizz
The damn screen got stuck!

 

[captainman2018]

Simon was doing something on his
computer, that resulted in jizz.
The damn screen got stuck!
But he has the good luck

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Simon was doing something on his
computer, that resulted in jizz.
The damn screen got stuck!
But he has the good luck
Best Buy sent him a cute geek named Liz

 

[Hornblende]

So rhythm's a really good thing

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

So rhythm's a really good thing
When you’re “dancing” on a box spring

 

[Hornblende]

So rhythm's a really good thing
When you’re “dancing” on a box spring
But don't bounce too high

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

So rhythm's a really good thing
When you’re “dancing” on a box spring
But don't bounce too high
You’ll get a black eye

 

[Devlishone4fun]

So rhythm's a really good thing
When you’re “dancing” on a box spring
But don't bounce too high
You’ll get a black eye
then stop and cry.

 

[weespanner]

So rhythm's a really good thing
When you’re “dancing” on a box spring
But don't bounce too high
You’ll get a black eye
When boobies are 'on the upswing'

 

[Lia Monde]

Time to prepare for the big day

 

[captainman2018]

Time to prepare for the big day
to go to the party that our friend Faye

 

[LadyJS]

Time to prepare for the big day
to go to the party that our friend Faye
Does a striptease

 

[Lia Monde]

Time to prepare for the big day
to go to the party that our friend Faye
Does a striptease
Throws off her chemise