Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EmpressJosephine]

There once was this girl named Sam
With an odd fondness for Spam



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[captainman2018]

There once was this girl named Sam
with an odd fondness for Spam
which made Sam ask her next

 

[Tedfkats]

There once was this girl named Sam
with an odd fondness for Spam
which made Sam ask her next
with a babbling drunk text

 

[Hornblende]

There once was this girl named Sam
with an odd fondness for Spam
which made Sam ask her next
with a babbling drunk text
Could she possibly upgrade to ham?

 

[captainman2018]

A guy asked his best friend, "Where does one

 

[Hornblende]

A guy asked his best friend, "Where does one
Put the icing - the face or the bun?"

 

[Tedfkats]

A guy asked his best friend, "Where does one
Put the icing - the face or the bun?"
"We both can agree...

 

[LizVegas79]

A guy asked his best friend, "Where does one
Put the icing - the face or the bun?"
"We both can agree...
It depends on the she"

 

[captainman2018]

A guy asked his best friend, "Where does one
put the icing - the face or the bun?"
"We both can agree...
it depends on the she.",
answered the friend who is a real chum.

 

[Lia Monde]

Devin was addicted to porn

 

[Adre]

Devin was addicted to porn
Viewed it from evening to morn

 

[steelyblue73]

Devin was addicted to porn
Viewed it from evening to morn
The doctor said cease

 

[Lia Monde]

Devin was addicted to porn
Viewed it from evening to morn
The doctor said cease
Find yourself a real piece

 

[LizVegas79]

Devin was addicted to porn
Viewed it from evening to morn
The doctor said cease
Find yourself a real piece.
He did, but then he was torn.

 

[Lia Monde]

Keera's yoga kept her trim

 

[LizVegas79]

Keera's yoga kept her trim
and flexible for Big Jim.

 

[Hornblende]

Keera's yoga kept her trim
and flexible for Big Jim.
But she preferred Jane

 

[LizVegas79]

Keera's yoga kept her trim
and flexible for Big Jim.
But she preferred Jane
instead of so much pain

 

[Hornblende]

Keera's yoga kept her trim
and flexible for Big Jim.
But she preferred Jane
instead of so much pain
And it wasn't so rough on her quim

 

[Lia Monde]

HB prefers his fine wine red

 

[Hornblende]

HB prefers his fine wine red
And his women tied down on the bed

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

HB prefers his fine wine red
And his women tied down on the bed
His knots are sublime

 

[EmpressJosephine]

HB prefers his fine dry wine red
And his women tied down on the bed.
His knots are sublime.
It would be a crime

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

HB prefers his fine dry wine red
And his women tied down on the bed.
His knots are sublime.
It would be a crime
If he only used Velcro instead

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Velcro straps make bondage so easy