Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

Christmas seemed to come too early
but he wanted to make her toes curly.
So, he took off her shoes
No singing the blues.
She sang while he polished her pearly

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Hornblende has blurred out his face

 

[captainman2018]

Hornblende has blurred out his face
because he felt that no other place

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Hornblende has blurred out his face
Because he felt that no other place
Was so revealing

 

[weespanner]

Hornblende has blurred out his face
Because he felt that no other place
Was so revealing
Tinsel's concealing

 

[Jenaus]

Hornblende has blurred out his face
Because he felt that no other place
Was so revealing
suspended from ceiling

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Hornblende has blurred out his face
Because he felt that no other place
Was so revealing
suspended from ceiling
Mission Impossible in cyberspace

 

[Hornblende]

Hornblende has blurred out his face
Because he felt that no other place
Was so revealing
suspended from ceiling
Mission Impossible in cyberspace

Or maybe I'm just shy...

Her feelings were tending to lust

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Her feelings were tending to lust
But her pussy was covered with dust

 

[Hornblende]

Her feelings were tending to lust
But her pussy was covered with dust
She asked him to blow

 

[Adre]

Her feelings were tending to lust
But her pussy was covered with dust
She asked him to blow
The mess down below

 

[weespanner]

Hornblende has blurred out his face
Because he felt that no other place
Was so revealing
Tinsel's concealing
A tattoo of Linda Lovelace?


Her feelings were tending to lust
But her pussy was covered with dust
She asked him to blow
The mess down below
He blew it all over her bust

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Her feelings were tending to lust
But her pussy was covered with dust
She asked him to blow
Upon her cameltoe

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

***sorry, I was way too slow***

 

[Firecracker]

"Sorry, I was way too slow"
He said as he gave it a go

 

[Hornblende]

"Sorry, I was way too slow"
He said as he gave it a go
She said "worry not"

 

[Lia Monde]

"Sorry, I was way too slow"
He said as he gave it a go
She said "worry not"
So long as you're hot

 

[Hornblende]

"Sorry, I was way too slow"
He said as he gave it a go
She said "worry not"
So long as you're hot
If you are, though, I'm willing to blow

 

[LizVegas79]

"Sorry, I was way too slow"
He said as he gave it a go
She said "worry not
So long as you're hot
I'm all about the afterglow."

 

[LizVegas79]

Hornblende finished before me

 

[Hornblende]

Hornblende finished before me
I'm ready for more, so let's see!

 

[Firecracker]

Hornblende finished before me
I'm ready for more, so let's see!
Now before you are two

 

[LizVegas79]

Hornblende finished before me
I'm ready for more, so let's see!
Now before you are two
and his poor balls are blue

 

[Firecracker]

Hornblende finished before me
I'm ready for more, so let's see!
Now before you are two
and his poor balls are blue,
But we're still horny to the nth degree!

 

[Lia Monde]

They ate dinner in a dark cafe