Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[aShyPetiteWife]

Let's hear it for freedom of sex
Yeah! Clothes off and let's hit the decks
An invite to all
The big and the small

 

[Jenaus]

Let's hear it for freedom of sex
Yeah! Clothes off and let's hit the decks
An invite to all
The big and the small
sadly, sent out on videotex.

 

[Lia Monde]

Jena did three boys at a time

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Jena did three boys at a time
An empty hole she thought was a crime

 

[Lia Monde]

Jena did three boys at a time
An empty hole she thought was a crime
They used a big bed

 

[Hornblende]

Jena did three boys at a time
An empty hole she thought was a crime
They used a big bed
On which she could spread

 

[Lia Monde]

Jena did three boys at a time
An empty hole she thought was a crime
They used a big bed
On which she could spread
It was full except at mealtime

 

[Tedfkats]

Joe was a bit of a prick

 

[Hornblende]

Joe was a bit of a prick
So she thought of a very good trick

 

[Lia Monde]

Joe was a bit of a prick
So she thought of a very good trick
Deb used super glue

 

[Hornblende]

Joe was a bit of a prick
So she thought of a very good trick
Deb used super glue
On his fleshlight so new

 

[Lia Monde]

Joe was a bit of a prick
So she thought of a very good trick
Deb used super glue
On his fleshlight so new
Now, he's stuck to a plastic chick!

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Dennis bought an inflatable friend

 

[Firecracker]

Dennis bought an inflatable friend,
To a party he had to attend.

 

[Tedfkats]

Dennis bRought an inflatable friend,
To a party he had to attend.
Her dress didn't fit

 

[Adre]

Dennis bRought an inflatable friend,
To a party he had to attend.
Her dress didn't fit
No one cared a bit

 

[Hornblende]

Dennis bRought an inflatable friend,
To a party he had to attend.
Her dress didn't fit
No one cared a bit
'til she punctured and he couldn't mend...

 

[Lia Monde]

Cat didn’t like his dirty story

 

[Tedfkats]

Cat didn’t like his dirty story
"Penis wrapped with rice and nori????"

 

[Lia Monde]

Cat didn’t like his dirty story
"Penis wrapped with rice and nori????"
She threw his ass out.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Cat didn’t like his dirty story:
"Penis wrapped with rice and nori????"
She threw his ass out.
And called him a lout

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Cat didn’t like his dirty story:
"Penis wrapped with rice and nori????"
She threw his ass out.
And called him a lout
Grill it and call it yakitori

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I serve sashimi from my bare thighs

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

I serve sashimi from my bare thighs
Declared Kosher by famous rabbis

 

[Lia Monde]

I serve sashimi from my bare thighs
Declared Kosher by famous rabbis
She licks it right up