Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[cliteatingman]

Clare was full from eating fruit pie
So full she thought she might die

 

[Lia Monde]

Clare was full from eating fruit pie
So full she thought she might die
She put down her fork

 

[cliteatingman]

Clare was full from eating fruit pie
So full she thought she might die
She put down her fork
And fucked Robert Bork

 

[Lia Monde]

Clare was full from eating fruit pie
So full she thought she might die
She put down her fork
And fucked Robert Bork
To a great public outcry

 

[Lia Monde]

Anna loved a tongue on her muff

 

[cliteatingman]

Anna loved a tongue on her muff
She never could get enough

 

[Lia Monde]

Anna loved a tongue on her muff
She never could get enough
It gave her a thrill

 

[Hornblende]

Anna loved a tongue on her muff
She never could get enough
It gave her a thrill
To feel that tongue's skill

 

[Jenaus]

Anna loved a tongue on her muff
She never could get enough
It gave her a thrill
To feel that tongue's skill
so holding orgasm was tough

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I have a fridge full of leftovers

 

[Lia Monde]

I have a fridge full of leftovers
So much it made her sober

 

[LadyJS]

I have a fridge full of leftovers
So much it made her sober
She licked her lips

 

[Hornblende]

I have a fridge full of leftovers
So much it made her sober
She licked her lips
While he licked her nips

 

[Lia Monde]

I have a fridge full of leftovers
So much it made her sober
She licked her lips
While he licked her nips
All the starches helped his boner

 

[Lia Monde]

Babs wrote a new holiday story

 

[LadyJS]

Babs wrote a new holiday story
About Santa's delivery to Laurie

 

[HBergeron]

Babs wrote a new holiday story
About Santa's delivery to Laurie
A box quite oblong

 

[Lia Monde]

Babs wrote a new holiday story
About Santa's delivery to Laurie
A box quite oblong
With a rubber dong

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Babs wrote a new holiday story
About Santa's delivery to Laurie
A box quite oblong
With a rubber dong
And how Laurie now feels its glory!

 

[Lia Monde]

Mary bought a special present

 

[Lia Monde]

Mary bought a special present
To give to her favorite gent

 

[Lia Monde]

Mary bought a special present
To give to her favorite gent
It made his eyes pop

 

[Hornblende]

Mary bought a special present
To give to her favorite gent
It made his eyes pop
And his heart pound non-stop

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Mary bought a special present
To give to her favorite gent
It made his eyes pop
And his heart pound non-stop
Now his penis is floppy and spent

 

[Lia Monde]

On the island, Jo took a dip