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[EmpressJosephine]

Mick still cannot get satisfaction
Just never gets no girl reaction

 

[Hornblende]

Mick still cannot get satisfaction
Just never gets no girl reaction
Keith just plays on

 

[Lia Monde]

Mick still cannot get satisfaction
Just never gets no girl reaction
Keith just plays on
Partying til dawn

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Mick still cannot get satisfaction
Just never gets no girl reaction
Keith just plays on
Partying til dawn
Like a stone on a hill with no traction

 

[Lia Monde]

Serge went to his Doc for a rash

 

[HBergeron]

Serge went to his Doc for a rash
The doctor prescribed him some hash

 

[Lia Monde]

Serge went to his Doc for a rash
The doctor prescribed him some hash
He soon felt no pain

 

[Hornblende]

Serge went to his Doc for a rash
The doctor prescribed him some hash
He soon felt no pain
So ran out in the rain

 

[Jenaus]

Serge went to his Doc for a rash
The doctor prescribed him some hash
He soon felt no pain
So ran out in the rain
Got busted for using a flash

 

[Lia Monde]

Gemma bought a hot purple frock

 

[weespanner]

Gemma bought a hot purple frock
It matched the big vein on his cock

 

[Cymru6969]

Gemma bought a hot purple frock
It matched the big vein on his cock
Matching hues was fun

 

[weespanner]

Gemma bought a hot purple frock
It matched the big vein on his cock
Matching hues was fun
(His fly was undone)

 

[Lia Monde]

Gemma bought a hot purple frock
It matched the big vein on his cock
Matching hues was fun
(His fly was undone)
Dan's flying jizz soiled her smock.

 

[Firecracker]

For dinner she was running late

 

[Lia Monde]

For dinner she was running late
The taxi beeped at the front gate

 

[Firecracker]

For dinner she was running late
The taxi beeped at the front gate.
So minus panties,

 

[Lia Monde]

For dinner she was running late
The taxi beeped at the front gate.
So minus panties,
Flashing her fanny

 

[HBergeron]

For dinner she was running late
The taxi beeped at the front gate.
So minus panties,
Flashing her fanny
The cabbie soon lowered his rate

 

[Lia Monde]

Micro skirts were back in style

 

[Lia Monde]

Micro skirts were back in style
Making all men crack a smile.
Show plenty of skin

 

[Hornblende]

Micro skirts were back in style
Making all men crack a smile.
Show plenty of skin
The smile, now a grin.
They're lining up now, single file

 

[Lia Monde]

Micro skirts were back in style
Making all men crack a smile.
Show plenty of skin
The smile, now a grin.
As she flaunts her stuff with guile.

 

[Lia Monde]

Once drunk, Pablo began to weave

 

[Jenaus]

Once drunk, Pablo began to weave
his girl did request him to leave