Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EmpressJosephine]

So honestly, I have been thinking
If I've been doing enough drinking
To make men look good

 

[Jenaus]

So honestly, I have been thinking
If I've been doing enough drinking
To make men look good
Best make them of wood

 

[Lia Monde]

So honestly, I have been thinking
If I've been doing enough drinking
To make men look good
Best make them of wood
At least, that would keep them from shrinking.

 

[Firecracker]

Tis the season of giving thanks

 

[steelyblue73]

Tis the season of giving thanks
Just don’t serve the guests beans and franks

 

[Firecracker]

Tis the season of giving thanks
Just don’t serve the guests beans and franks
Though good for the heart

 

[steelyblue73]

Tis the season of giving thanks
Just don’t serve the guests beans and franks
Though good for the heart
Aunt Martha will fart

 

[Firecracker]

Tis the season of giving thanks
Just don’t serve the guests beans and franks
Though good for the heart
Aunt Martha will fart
And she surely will not toot out blanks!

 

[steelyblue73]

Tis the season of giving thanks
Just don’t serve the guests beans and franks
Though good for the heart
Aunt Martha will fart
And she surely will not toot out blanks!

....

 

[Longtallhubby]

There once was a lady from Utah

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a lady from Utah
This gal had a big hairy jaw

 

[Firecracker]

There once was a lady from Utah
This gal had a big hairy jaw
She went for a shave

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a lady from Utah
This gal had a big hairy jaw
She went for a shave
Smooth skin she did crave

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a lady from Utah
This gal had a big hairy jaw
She went for a shave
Smooth skin she did crave
It took her 'til quarter-past four

 

[Tedfkats]

Through her window, he saw her bare

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

Through her window, he saw her bare
Got much closer as he continued to stare

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Through her window, he saw her bare
Got much closer as he continued to stare
The bare was licking her honey

 

[Lia Monde]

Through her window, he saw her bare
Got much closer as he continued to stare
Bear was licking her honey
Paid her cash money

 

[Tedfkats]

Through her window, he saw her bare
Got much closer as he continued to stare
Bear was licking her honey
Paid her cash money
Then returned, piss broke, to his lair.

 

[Lia Monde]

Through her window, he saw her bare
Got much closer as he continued to stare
Bear was licking her honey
Paid her cash money
Then returned, piss broke, to his lair.

[ ^ Good finish.]

He craved to expand his sex lot

 

[Tedfkats]

He craved to expand his sex lot
He fell in love with the newest bot

 

[Lia Monde]

He craved to expand his sex lot
He fell in love with the newest bot
It fulfilled his needs

 

[Tedfkats]

He craved to expand his sex lot
He fell in love with the newest bot
It fulfilled his needs
It even auto-cleaned his seeds

 

[Lia Monde]

He craved to expand his sex lot
He fell in love with the newest bot
It fulfilled his needs
It even auto-cleaned his seeds
Til he got got in its slot.

 

[Jenaus]

Mick still cannot get satisfaction