Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[AbsintheFather]

Why has it gotten so cold?
It's weather for lovers to hold
Back against chest
Hand cupping breast

 

[Adre]

Why has it gotten so cold?
It's weather for lovers to hold
Back against chest
Hand cupping breast
Is a rear entry too bold?

 

[Jenaus]

In my kitchen resides a black table

 

[Firecracker]

In my kitchen resides a black table
And I wanted to see if it's stable

 

[Lia Monde]

In my kitchen resides a black table
And I wanted to see if it's stable
Able to hold two?

 

[Firecracker]

In my kitchen resides a black table
And I wanted to see if it's stable
Able to hold two?
Without breaking through?

 

[Hornblende]

In my kitchen resides a black table
And I wanted to see if it's stable
Able to hold two?
Without breaking through?
Do we fuck now or first check the label?

 

[Firecracker]

She noticed a chill in the air

 

[Hornblende]

She noticed a chill in the air
And her nipples were making him stare

 

[Firecracker]

She noticed a chill in the air
And her nipples were making him stare.
She didn't much mind

 

[Hornblende]

She noticed a chill in the air
And her nipples were making him stare.
She didn't much mind
They weren't hard to find

 

[Firecracker]

She noticed a chill in the air
And her nipples were making him stare.
She didn't much mind
They weren't hard to find
As harder than ice was the pair!

 

[Hornblende]

She noticed a chill in the air
And her nipples were making him stare.
She didn't much mind
They weren't hard to find
As harder than ice was the pair!

His fingers began to caress

 

[Firecracker]

His fingers began to caress
Before wandering under her dress.

 

[Tedfkats]

His fingers began to caress
Before wandering under her dress.
Commando, he found

 

[Hornblende]

His fingers began to caress
Before wandering under her dress.
Commando, he found
And her breasts not bound.
A strategy made for success

 

[Jenaus]

The key to enjoyable sucking

 

[Hornblende]

The key to enjoyable sucking
Is a subject we shouldn't be ducking

 

[cliteatingman]

The key to enjoyable sucking
Is a subject we shouldn't be ducking
So get on.your knees

 

[Hornblende]

The key to enjoyable sucking
Is a subject we shouldn't be ducking
So get on your knees
With your eyes open, please

 

[EmpressJosephine]

The key to enjoyable sucking
Is a subject we shouldn't be ducking.
So get on your knees
With eyes open, please,
It is a good prelude to fucking.

 

[Lia Monde]

Mimi offered her brandy flask

 

[LizVegas79]

Mimi offered her brandy flask
to all the guys in the gangbang cast

 

[Tedfkats]

Mimi offered her brandy flask
to all the guys in the gangbang cast
One shot here, and one shot there

 

[LizVegas79]

Mimi offered her brandy flask
to all the guys in the gangbang cast
One shot here, and one shot there
How'd she get talked into this dare?