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[Jenaus]

Immolation Annie shoots flames.
You don't want to be where she aims
His dick now on fire
this crooked dumb liar


He rode with considerable zest
Giving his mount a true test
He turned her around
For arousal compound

 

[Lia Monde]

Immolation Annie shoots flames.
You don't want to be where she aims
His dick now on fire
this crooked dumb liar
Will make strange insurance claims!


He rode with considerable zest
Giving his mount a true test
He turned her around
For arousal compound
And pleasured her bushy black nest.

 

[Lia Monde]

Lady Godiva stopped for a drink

 

[Tedfkats]

Lady Godiva stopped for a drink
A tad underdressed, the lad did think

 

[Rose4Emily]

Lady Godiva stopped for a drink
A tad underdressed, the lad did think
But he bought a round

 

[Tedfkats]

Lady Godiva stopped for a drink
A tad underdressed, the lad did think
But he bought a round
It cost more than a pound

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lady Godiva stopped for a drink
A tad underdressed, the lad did think
But he bought a round
It cost more than a pound
Got her drunk, bent her over the sink

 

[Tedfkats]

Joey had a burning feel

 

[Lia Monde]

Joey had a burning feel
The pain got worse and made him squeal

 

[Tedfkats]

Joey had a burning feel
The pain got worse and made him squeal
So he called the girl

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Joey had a burning feel
The pain got worse and made him squeal
So he called the girl
Said: "Crabs in my curl!"

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Joey had a burning bad feel;
The pain got worse, made him squeal.
So he called the girl,
Said: "Crabs in my curl!
"For what other guy did you peel?"

 

[Lia Monde]

Kelli’s date night was Saturday

 

[LadyJS]

Kelli’s date night was Saturday
An evening down by the bay

 

[Lia Monde]

Kelli’s date night was Saturday
An evening down by the bay
With moon and a band

 

[Adre]

Kelli’s date night was Saturday
An evening down by the bay
With moon and a band
She’d just use her hand

 

[Lia Monde]

Kelli’s date night was Saturday
An evening down by the bay
With moon and a band
She’d just use her hand
Kelli made her boyfriend spray

 

[Lia Monde]

Red wine made Bambi get silly

 

[AbsintheFather]

Red wine made Bambi get silly
She sipped as she groped young Billy

 

[Lia Monde]

Red wine made Bambi get silly
She sipped as she groped young Billy
Her head was dizzy

 

[AbsintheFather]

Red wine made Bambi get silly
She sipped as she groped young Billy
Her head was dizzy
And hand got busy

 

[Lia Monde]

Red wine made Bambi get silly
She sipped as she groped young Billy
Her head was dizzy
And hand got busy
Soon, he was moaning quite shrilly

 

[Lia Monde]

At the dance, Benji flashed a moon

 

[Tedfkats]

At the dance, Benji flashed a moon
A wrinkled old ass, like a prune

 

[Lia Monde]

At the dance, Benji flashed a moon
A wrinkled old ass, like a prune
People turned away