Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

At the dance, Benji flashed a moon
A wrinkled old ass, like a prune
People turned away
From this gross display

 

[Lia Monde]

At the dance, Benji flashed a moon
A wrinkled old ass, like a prune
People turned away
From this gross display
The sick sight made some people swoon

 

[Lia Monde]

Dan loved football, but his team stunk

 

[Hornblende]

Dan loved football, but his team stunk
So he set up a band to play punk

 

[Cymru6969]

Dan loved football, but his team stunk
So he set up a band to play punk
Each tune had two chords

 

[Lia Monde]

Dan loved football, but his team stunk
So he set up a band to play punk
Each tune had two chords
So sold no records

 

[Cymru6969]

Dan loved football, but his team stunk
So he set up a band to play punk
Each tune had two chords
So sold no records
Alas, their band rating was junk


Ah, finance jocularity

 

[fisherfella]

There was a majestic woman from Nantucket..

 

[Lia Monde]

A majestic woman from Nantucket.
Went on a lone travel junket

 

[Lia Monde]

A majestic woman from Nantucket.
Went on a lone travel junket
Can't count so fuck it.
Became trip's misfit

 

[EmpressJosephine]

A majestic woman from Nantucket.
Went on a lone travel junket
Can't count so fuck it.
Became the trip's misfit
I think this poem's rhymes kicked the bucket.

 

[Jenaus]

This game prolly needs a restart

 

[Hornblende]

This game prolly needs a restart
The last one was not worth a fart

 

[Lia Monde]

This game prolly needs a restart
The last one was not worth a fart
Some rhymes fall flat

 

[Hornblende]

This game prolly needs a restart
The last one was not worth a fart
Some rhymes fall flat
This one ain't like that

 

[LizVegas79]

This game prolly needs a restart
The last one was not worth a fart
Some rhymes fall flat
This one ain't like that
It's not that sexy, but it's got heart!

 

[Hornblende]

This game prolly needs a restart
The last one was not worth a fart
Some rhymes fall flat
This one ain't like that
It's not that sexy, but it's got heart!

The first time she saw her man's cock

 

[LizVegas79]

The first time she saw her man's cock
She had more than a little shock

 

[Hornblende]

The first time she saw her man's cock
She had more than a little shock
The problem, you see

 

[Lia Monde]

The first time she saw her man's cock
She had more than a little shock
The problem, you see
Could be called ‘peewee’

 

[Hornblende]

The first time she saw her man's cock
She had more than a little shock
The problem, you see
Could be called ‘peewee’
'Twas all she could do not to mock

 

[Tedfkats]

The first time she saw her man's cock
She had more than a little shock
The problem, you see
Could be called ‘peewee’
She decided, at that point, to walk.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Why has it gotten so cold?

 

[Jenaus]

Why has it gotten so cold?
It's weather for lovers to hold

 

[Tedfkats]

Why has it gotten so cold?
It's weather for lovers to hold
Back against chest