Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

He picked her up in his new car
They drove to the country dive bar
A whiskey or two

 

[Adre]

He picked her up in his new car
They drove to the country dive bar
A whiskey or two
They entered the loo

 

[Hornblende]

He picked her up in his new car
They drove to the country dive bar
A whiskey or two
They entered the loo
Then, flushed with success, they went far

 

[Lia Monde]

He picked her up in his new car
They drove to the country dive bar
A whiskey or two
They entered the loo
Then, flushed with success, they went far

Decided to stay at the Inn

 

[Lia Monde]

Decided to stay at the Inn
Decided to partake in sin.
Their actions were lewd

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Decided to stay at the Inn
Decided to partake in sin.
Their actions were lewd
Unfit for a prude.
Prudes don’t get cum shots on their chin!

 

[Jenaus]

Something, I feel, has been missing

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Something, I feel, has been missing.
I think I want more than just kissing

 

[Adre]

Something, I feel, has been missing.
I think I want more than just kissing
Facesitting is nice

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Something, I feel, has been missing.
I think I want more than just kissing.
Facesitting is nice,
But as a new vice

 

[Adre]

Something, I feel, has been missing.
I think I want more than just kissing.
Facesitting is nice,
But as a new vice
One thing to try is some pissing

 

[Lia Monde]

The hookers all went out to vote

 

[EmpressJosephine]

The hookers all went out to vote,
So Democrats started to gloat

 

[Lia Monde]

The hookers all went out to vote,
So Democrats started to gloat
Cuz Repubs stiff them

 

[Tedfkats]

The hookers all went out to vote,
So Democrats started to gloat
Cuz Repubs stiff them
And always condemn

 

[Lia Monde]

The hookers all went out to vote,
So Democrats started to gloat
Cuz Repubs stiff them
And always condemn
The cads visit, then make them a scapegoat

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Today, I will cast my ballot

 

[Lia Monde]

Today I will cast my ballot
At the local civic palace

 

[Firecracker]

Today I will cast my ballot
At the local civic palace
I'm rocking the vote

 

[Lia Monde]

Today I will cast my ballot
At the local civic palace
I'm rocking the vote
On happy note

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Today I will cast my ballot
At the local civic palace
I'm rocking the vote
On happy note
I’ve got the mayor’s bribe in my wallet

 

[Lia Monde]

Blaze sat at her desk to write

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Blaze sat at her desk to write,
Then stared at blank paper all night

 

[Hornblende]

Blaze sat at her desk to write,
Then stared at blank paper all night
While awaiting her muse

 

[Lia Monde]

Blaze sat at her desk to write,
Then stared at blank paper all night
While awaiting her muse
She turned to strong booze