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[Lia Monde]

Bert bought the latest cock extender

 

[cliteatingman]

Bert bought the latest cock extender
Was a drink that is mixed in the blender

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Bert bought the latest cock extender
Was a drink that is mixed in the blender
His wife was amazed

 

[Lia Monde]

Bert bought the latest cock extender
Was a drink that is mixed in the blender
His wife was amazed
His long sword she praised

 

[LadyJS]

Bert bought the latest cock extender
Was a drink that is mixed in the blender
His wife was amazed
His long sword she praised
Before dawn she waved for surrender

 

[Lia Monde]

Jude was definitely crazy

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Jude was definitely crazy
Her boyfriend was totally lazy

 

[Lia Monde]

Jude was definitely crazy
Her boyfriend was totally lazy
She rolled him in bed

 

[HBergeron]

Jude was definitely crazy
Her boyfriend was totally lazy
She rolled him in bed
Gave psycho-bitch head

 

[Lia Monde]

Jude was definitely crazy
Her boyfriend was totally lazy
She rolled him in bed
Gave psycho-bitch head
The rest of the night was hazy

 

[Lia Monde]

Krista is a beautiful doll

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Krista is a beautiful doll
Her boyfriend's a nasty old troll

 

[LadyJS]

Krista is a beautiful doll
Her boyfriend's a nasty old troll
Opposites attract

 

[Lia Monde]

Krista is a beautiful doll
Her boyfriend's a nasty old troll
Opposites attract
With stellar sex act

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Krista is a beautiful doll;
Her boyfriend's a nasty old troll.
Opposites attract
With stellar sex act
That leaves her feeling quite full.

 

[Lia Monde]

Brit used sex to project power

 

[Lia Monde]

Brit used sex to project power
She flaunted her maiden's flower

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Brit used sex to project power
She flaunted her maiden's flower
Exposed for all to see

 

[Lia Monde]

Brit used sex to project power
She flaunted her maiden's flower
Exposed for all to see
Sign of a banshee

 

[snexxer]

Brit used sex to project power
She flaunted her maiden's flower
Exposed for all to see
Sign of a banshee
She sold it by the hour

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Today, you should wear something green.

 

[Lia Monde]

Today, you should wear something green.
To look like a sexy colleen

 

[Hornblende]

Today, you should wear something green.
To look like a sexy colleen
Then drink Guinness too

 

[Adre]

Today, you should wear something green.
To look like a sexy colleen
Then drink Guinness too
Throw up when you’re through

 

[Hornblende]

Today, you should wear something green.
To look like a sexy colleen
Then drink Guinness too
Throw up when you’re through
Repeat until 2019