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Bert bought the latest cock extender
Was a drink that is mixed in the blender
 
Bert bought the latest cock extender
Was a drink that is mixed in the blender
His wife was amazed
His long sword she praised
 
Bert bought the latest cock extender
Was a drink that is mixed in the blender
His wife was amazed
His long sword she praised
Before dawn she waved for surrender
 
Jude was definitely crazy
Her boyfriend was totally lazy
She rolled him in bed
Gave psycho-bitch head
 
Jude was definitely crazy
Her boyfriend was totally lazy
She rolled him in bed
Gave psycho-bitch head
The rest of the night was hazy
 
Krista is a beautiful doll
Her boyfriend's a nasty old troll
Opposites attract
 
Krista is a beautiful doll
Her boyfriend's a nasty old troll
Opposites attract
With stellar sex act
 
Krista is a beautiful doll;
Her boyfriend's a nasty old troll.
Opposites attract
With stellar sex act
That leaves her feeling quite full.
 
Brit used sex to project power
She flaunted her maiden's flower
Exposed for all to see
Sign of a banshee
 
Brit used sex to project power
She flaunted her maiden's flower
Exposed for all to see
Sign of a banshee
She sold it by the hour
 
Today, you should wear something green.
To look like a sexy colleen
Then drink Guinness too
 
Today, you should wear something green.
To look like a sexy colleen
Then drink Guinness too
Throw up when you’re through
 
Today, you should wear something green.
To look like a sexy colleen
Then drink Guinness too
Throw up when you’re through
Repeat until 2019
 
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