Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

My girl tethers her love to chains
And looks cute in her pink glasses frames
She squirms and she twists
And I can't resist
To realize her best part is her brains

 

[Lia Monde]

Zo wore a see through skirt to school

 

[HBergeron]

Zo wore a see through skirt to school
Hankies came out, wiping off drool

 

[Lia Monde]

Zo wore a see through skirt to school
Hankies came out, wiping off drool
Teachers were upset

 

[baise]

Zo wore a see through skirt to school
Hankies came out, wiping off drool
Teachers were upset
The boys kept trying to pet

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Zo wore a see through skirt to school
Hankies came out, wiping off drool
Teachers were upset
The boys kept trying to pet
Male teachers thought she was cool

 

[Lia Monde]

A girl from Dallas flashed the Pope

 

[cliteatingman]

A girl from Dallas flashed the Pope
Which made the pontiff fill with hope

 

[Lia Monde]

A girl from Dallas flashed the Pope
Which made the pontiff fill with hope
It stiffened his staff

 

[MaxGrant]

A girl from Dallas flashed the Pope
Which made the pontiff fill with hope
It stiffened his staff
And let out a laugh

 

[HBergeron]

A girl from Dallas flashed the Pope
Which made the pontiff fill with hope
It stiffened his staff
And let out a laugh
'Til he washed out his mouth with soap

 

[Lia Monde]

On Valentine's Day, Tom craved her heart

 

[baise]

He promised they never would part

 

[Lia Monde]

On Valentine's Day, Tom craved her heart
He promised they never would part
To seal the love deal

 

[Hornblende]

On Valentine's Day, Tom craved her heart
He promised they never would part
To seal the love deal
She gave him a feel

 

[suckonsimon]

On Valentine's Day, Tom craved her heart
He promised they never would part
To seal the love deal
She gave him a feel
Poor lad, so excited it made him fart

 

[Firecracker]

Tomorrow she'll wear only red

 

[RedJack81]

Tomorrow she'll wear only red
Which usually means she'll give head

 

[Lia Monde]

Tomorrow she'll wear only red
Which usually means she'll give head
Her red lips are ready

 

[steelyblue73]

Tomorrow she'll wear only red
Which usually means she'll give head
Her red lips are ready
For him thick and steady

 

[Lia Monde]

Tomorrow she'll wear only red
Which usually means she'll give head
Her red lips are ready
For him thick and steady
They'll spend the whole day in bed

 

[Lia Monde]

On Love Day, they fucked in the park

 

[RedJack81]

On Love Day, they fucked in the park
They were going well into the dark

 

[Lia Monde]

On Love Day, they fucked in the park
They were going well into the dark
Along came the cop

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

On Love Day, they fucked in the park
They were going well into the dark
Along came the cop
But he didn't stop