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On Love Day, they fucked in the park
They were going well into the dark
Along came the cop
But he didn't stop
It was their most memorable lark.
 
There was a young woman from Hell
The devil could sure ring her bell
Satan was waitin'
 
There was a young woman from Hell
The devil could sure ring her bell
Satan was waitin'
Her sex to awaken
 
Tomorrow she'll wear only red
Which usually means she'll give head
Her red lips are ready
For him thick and steady
She's kneeling for him on her bed
 
The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart
'Twas' him, not her that was the tart
She planned to strike back
 
The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart
'Twas' him, not her that was the tart
She planned to strike back
Threw him in a sack
 
The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart
'Twas' him, not her that was the tart
She planned to strike back
Threw him in a sack
And proceeded to fill it with farts
 
She never had much luck with men
Till she met a Viking called Sven
She swooned at his club
 
She never had much luck with men
Till she met a Viking called Sven
She swooned at his club
Then gave it a rub
 
She never had much luck with men
Till she met a Viking called Sven
She swooned at his club
Then gave it a rub
He invaded her time and again
 
No one knew her dark desires
She wanted a new set of tires
Rubber drives her wild




No one knew her dark desires
And the sex toys it requires
The battery power
Her own happy hour!
 
No one knew her dark desires
And the sex toys it requires
The battery power
Her own happy hour!
And how it inspires.
 
No one knew her dark desires
She wanted a new set of tires
Rubber drives her wild
Begs to be defiled
 
No one knew her dark desires
She wanted a new set of tires
Rubber drives her wild
Begs to be defiled
The woman simply never tires
 
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