Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

On Love Day, they fucked in the park
They were going well into the dark
Along came the cop
But he didn't stop
It was their most memorable lark.

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young woman from Hell

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

There was a young woman from Hell
The devil could sure ring her bell

 

[HBergeron]

There was a young woman from Hell
The devil could sure ring her bell
Satan was waitin'

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young woman from Hell
The devil could sure ring her bell
Satan was waitin'
Her sex to awaken

 

[cliteatingman]

There was a young woman from Hell
The devil could sure ring her bell
Satan was waitin'
Her sex to awaken
So he could fuck and tell

 

[Lia Monde]

The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart

 

[steelyblue73]

The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart
'Twas' him, not her that was the tart

 

[cliteatingman]

Tomorrow she'll wear only red
Which usually means she'll give head
Her red lips are ready
For him thick and steady
She's kneeling for him on her bed

 

[Lia Monde]

The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart
'Twas' him, not her that was the tart
She planned to strike back

 

[HBergeron]

The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart
'Twas' him, not her that was the tart
She planned to strike back
Threw him in a sack

 

[Lia Monde]

The lecher broke sweet Bonnie's heart
'Twas' him, not her that was the tart
She planned to strike back
Threw him in a sack
And proceeded to fill it with farts

 

[HBergeron]

She never had much luck with men

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She never had much luck with men
Till she met a Viking called Sven

 

[Lia Monde]

She never had much luck with men
Till she met a Viking called Sven
She swooned at his club

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She never had much luck with men
Till she met a Viking called Sven
She swooned at his club
Then gave it a rub

 

[Lia Monde]

She never had much luck with men
Till she met a Viking called Sven
She swooned at his club
Then gave it a rub
He invaded her time and again

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

No one knew her dark desires

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

No one knew her dark desires
She wanted a new set of tires

 

[Lia Monde]

No one knew her dark desires
And the sex toys it requires

 

[Hornblende]

No one knew her dark desires
And the sex toys it requires
The battery power

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

No one knew her dark desires
She wanted a new set of tires
Rubber drives her wild




No one knew her dark desires
And the sex toys it requires
The battery power
Her own happy hour!

 

[dearc]

No one knew her dark desires
And the sex toys it requires
The battery power
Her own happy hour!
And how it inspires.

 

[Lia Monde]

No one knew her dark desires
She wanted a new set of tires
Rubber drives her wild
Begs to be defiled

 

[MaxGrant]

No one knew her dark desires
She wanted a new set of tires
Rubber drives her wild
Begs to be defiled
The woman simply never tires